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What If – Chapter 13
Tina: I’ll think about it.
The Waiter: Here you go.
Sean: Just in time, thank you.
C.J.: [reaching over takes two wine glasses handing one to Tina]
Sean: [raising his glass] To the future!
Tina: [raises her glass then takes a sip although she was excited she feared this new opportunity could have dire consequences on her already brittle marriage] Thank goodness I have 9-1-1 on speed dial Bette’s going to spazz out when I tell her about this. [she mumbles to herself]
Alice House…..
Alice: [rolling over in bed reaches for her cell phone that seemed to never stop ringing] Hello.
Hey, Al it’s me Beverly.
Alice: [still half asleep] Who?
Beverly: Your executive producer, Beverly.
Alice: Oh, yeah hi why are you calling me so early do you have any idea what time it is?
Beverly: Its 2:15 p.m.
Alice: Oh, okay goodnight.
Beverly: Alice!
Alice: Yeah.
Beverly: It’s been four days do you plan on coming into work uh, I don’t know sometime in the near future perhaps!?
Alice: [brushing a few strands out her face] I was going to come in today but—–.
Beverly: [cutting her off] Let me guess what’s the excuse this time you’re having trouble holding a #2 pencil, or is it because you’re giving your fish a bath, or my personal favorite you came down with a sudden case of “Anal Glaucoma” a.k.a. you just couldn’t “see” your ass coming into work!
Alice: Classic.
Beverly: So, what’s the excuse this time?
Alice: Oh, it’s a good one.
Beverly: [impatiently waiting] I’m listening.
Alice: My legs are hungover.
Beverly: Alice?
Alice: I can’t adult today.
Beverly: Alice?
Alice: My cat has separation issues.
Beverly: Alice?
Alice: I have an anime for beginners class.
Beverly: Alice?
Alice: I’m starting to feel sick tomorrow.
Beverly: Alice!!!!!?
Alice: Okay, fine the truth is I can’t come in because the stress is bad for the baby.
Beverly: You’re not pregnant what baby!?
Alice: Me.
Beverly: ALICE!!!!!!!!
Alice: [sighing in frustration] Alright…alright okay fine I’ll be in tomorrow.
Beverly: Are you sure?
Alice: Yeah, I’m sure.
Beverly: Sweeps week is coming up and it’s important we shoot these new episodes if you still want to keep your show.
Alice: Yeah, yeah I’ll be there I promise, oh shoot wait!
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Hope everyone has a fun and safe Halloween!
Hey SKUNKPU80,
This chapter was worth the long waiting.
It was very funny, had to laugh about Bette and Shane.
I hope you will not break up my favourite couple B&T, they need to talk and then a long sweaty make up session ????
I hope you have a safe and great Halloween.
Sincerly bibi28