Beverly: [irritated] Now what!?

Alice: I can’t make it in tomorrow.

Beverly: Why not and please spare me anymore bullshit excuses!?

Alice: I’m going to a sleepover tonight and I plan to drink like I have no liver.

Beverly: [completely fed up] You know you’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

Alice: You’re like herpes you might go away for a little while but you’ll come back.

Beverly: [let’s out a sigh of frustration]

Alice: I heard that.

Beverly: I swear on my all four seasons of That’s So Raven if you are not here in two days I will send a car over to your home to come get you!

Alice: [shocked] All four seasons but you’re a grown woman who—-!

Beverly: Two days Alice!

Alice: Okay! Okay! I’ll be there!

Beverly: I’m serious bye!

Alice: [slamming her phone down on the dresser] Uhhhhhhh, I swear being an adult sucks!

My legs are hungover, I definitely have to try that one. [a voice says]

Alice: [frightened and startled quickly jumps out the bed] What the hell!? Dana!!!!!

Dana: [smiling] After all these years you still haven’t learned how to sleep with your mouth closed.

Alice: [touching her mouth with her fingers] Is that why my lips are so greasy?

Dana: No, you fell asleep eating a hot pocket.

Alice: [looks down at the hot pocket squished into the sheets] Ewwwww, gross.

Dana: Yeah, tell me about it.

Alice: How did you get in here?

Dana: The spare key you keep under the “Guardian of RuPaul Sa-Shay-Away” statue in the front yard.

Alice: Yeah, I forgot about that [she says thinking] wait how long have you been here?

Dana: Long enough.

Alice: [stares at her]

Dana: I’ve been texting and calling and you haven’t responded so I figured it could only be two things either your phone is broke or you’re avoiding me.

Alice: Dana, I haven’t been avoiding you I just—–.

Dana: [looks at her awkwardly]

Alice: Okay, fine I’ve been avoiding you. [finally admitting the truth]

Dana: So, can we talk?

Alice: Are you really here to talk or are you here because Lara appeared on my show?

Dana: I’m still in love with you.

Alice: [completely at a loss for words stares at her]