Fan Fiction
This story has been set to a rating of NC-17. Age verification is required to proceed.
What If – Chapter 13
Customer Service Lady: Here’s a brand new box of ball point pens you’re going to need all 24….NEXT!
The Man: A 24 pack!
Customer Service Lady: [ignoring him] NEXT!
The Man: [sucking his teeth before walking off]
Told me the same thing two years ago [a woman overhearing the conversation says] I’ve been taking the bus ever since!
Bette: [looking back at her awkwardly] Not, that bad huh!?
Shane: [shrugging her shoulders] Hey, I was just trying to be positive you know you should try it sometimes.
Bette: [taking a deep breath] Not in here I won’t. [she says before moving up in the line]
Customer Service Lady: Ma’am how may I help you?
The Woman: [places her license plate on the desk] I need a new license plate please.
Customer Service Lady: [picking it up] Ma’am it looks fine to me what seems to be the problem?
The Woman: [angrily] Well, did you read it?
Customer Service Lady: Of course, it’s part of my job it’s a regular license plate number ma’am.
The Woman: No it is not it is disrespectful and I’m sick and tired of being harassed because of it I need a replacement plate today! [suddenly the janitor moping the floor passes by peering over the shoulders of the customer service lady]
The Janitor: [suddenly stops] 8DX247 is that your license plate number?
The Woman: [says nothing but regrettably shakes her head].
The Janitor: So you’re retired?
The Woman: [annoyed] No, I am not what makes you think I’m retired?
The Janitor: Because your license plate says ATE-DICKS 24/7 as in you used to but not anymore but since you’re not retired want to hook up sometime? I get off at—-.
The Woman: [snatching her license plate from her hands] See, this is why I need a new plate! [she says before storming out of the building nearly knocking down two small children]
The Janitor: CALL ME! [he yells after her]
Customer Service Lady: [smiling proudly] Another satisfied customer…..NEXT!
Bette: [sarcastically] Great, after this guy I’m next bring on the shenanigans.
Shane: [ignoring her stands behind her wiping her forehead] Is it me or is it hot in here?
Bette: [in a disgusted tone] It’s like you’re always in heat how is that even possible!?
Comments
Leave a Reply
You must be logged in to post a comment.


Hope everyone has a fun and safe Halloween!
Hey SKUNKPU80,
This chapter was worth the long waiting.
It was very funny, had to laugh about Bette and Shane.
I hope you will not break up my favourite couple B&T, they need to talk and then a long sweaty make up session ????
I hope you have a safe and great Halloween.
Sincerly bibi28