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    What If – Chapter 13

    Customer Service Lady: Here’s a brand new box of ball point pens you’re going to need all 24….NEXT!

    The Man: A 24 pack!

    Customer Service Lady: [ignoring him] NEXT!

    The Man: [sucking his teeth before walking off]

    Told me the same thing two years ago [a woman overhearing the conversation says] I’ve been taking the bus ever since!

    Bette: [looking back at her awkwardly] Not, that bad huh!?

    Shane: [shrugging her shoulders] Hey, I was just trying to be positive you know you should try it sometimes.

    Bette: [taking a deep breath] Not in here I won’t. [she says before moving up in the line]

    Customer Service Lady: Ma’am how may I help you?

    The Woman: [places her license plate on the desk] I need a new license plate please.

    Customer Service Lady: [picking it up] Ma’am it looks fine to me what seems to be the problem?

    The Woman: [angrily] Well, did you read it?

    Customer Service Lady: Of course, it’s part of my job it’s a regular license plate number ma’am.

    The Woman: No it is not it is disrespectful and I’m sick and tired of being harassed because of it I need a replacement plate today! [suddenly the janitor moping the floor passes by peering over the shoulders of the customer service lady]

    The Janitor: [suddenly stops] 8DX247 is that your license plate number?

    The Woman: [says nothing but regrettably shakes her head].

    The Janitor: So you’re retired?

    The Woman: [annoyed] No, I am not what makes you think I’m retired?

    The Janitor: Because your license plate says ATE-DICKS 24/7 as in you used to but not anymore but since you’re not retired want to hook up sometime? I get off at—-.

    The Woman: [snatching her license plate from her hands] See, this is why I need a new plate! [she says before storming out of the building nearly knocking down two small children]

    The Janitor: CALL ME! [he yells after her]

    Customer Service Lady: [smiling proudly] Another satisfied customer…..NEXT!

    Bette: [sarcastically] Great, after this guy I’m next bring on the shenanigans.

    Shane: [ignoring her stands behind her wiping her forehead] Is it me or is it hot in here?

    Bette: [in a disgusted tone] It’s like you’re always in heat how is that even possible!?

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    1. Hey SKUNKPU80,

      This chapter was worth the long waiting.

      It was very funny, had to laugh about Bette and Shane.

      I hope you will not break up my favourite couple B&T, they need to talk and then a long sweaty make up session ????

      I hope you have a safe and great Halloween.

      Sincerly bibi28

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