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    What If – Chapter 13

    Shane: I am hot not in heat, there’s a difference [she says while tugging on her shirt] it’s hotter than a whore house on nickel night in here!

    Bette: [suddenly feeling sweat beads appear on her forehead] Yeah, it is kind of warm in here my skin is starting to crawl I swear I hate this place!

    Shane: [tired of her complaining] Hey, well if you hate this place so much then stop speeding!

    Bette: Looks who’s talking!?

    Shane: [defensively] Hey, for the record my ticket wasn’t for speeding.

    Bette: Then what was it for?

    Shane: [shrugging her shoulders] Uh, you know it was for something else.

    Bette: Like what?

    Shane: I rather not—— [she says pausing hoping to avoid the question] can we talk about something else.

    Bette: Ab-solute-ly fucking not.

    Shane: [holding a finger up to her lips] Bette ssssssshhhh, language!

    Bette: Please, this is Los Angeles cursing is a department of motor vehicles requirement.

    THEY SHOULD MOVE THIS PLACE TO ELM STREET BECAUSE IT’S A FUCKING NIGHTMARE! [an angry voice yells out]

    Bette: [pointing proving her point] See!?

    Customer Service Lady: NEXT!

    Bette: Now, stop stalling and answer the question.

    Shane: I rather not.

    Bette: [stares at her then shakes her head]

    Shane: What was that look for?

    Bette: Oh, you know.

    Customer Service Lady: Here you go sir [handing him a wait time ticket] we require actual photos so please remember to remove the carpet from your head or there will be hell tou-pee. [she says while giggling at her own joke]

    The Man #2: [gives her the finger before walking off]

    Customer Service Lady: Last year I was miserable and depressed but this year I turned it all around now I’m depressed and miserable there’s hope for you yet sir……..NEXT!

    Bette: That was quick.

    Shane: [holding up her fist] Be strong.

    Bette: [in a dry tone] Thanks.

    Shane: I was talking to my wifi signal. [she says looking down at her phone]

    Bette: [rolled her eyes]

    Customer Service Lady: NEXT!

    Bette: [standing at the desk agitated] You don’t have to yell I’m standing right here.

    Customer Service Lady: Well…well…well, aren’t you a live one. [she says looking up from her desk in a condescending tone]

    Bette: [in a stern tone] Just hand me a wait time number so I can be on my way.

    Comments

    1. Hey SKUNKPU80,

      This chapter was worth the long waiting.

      It was very funny, had to laugh about Bette and Shane.

      I hope you will not break up my favourite couple B&T, they need to talk and then a long sweaty make up session ????

      I hope you have a safe and great Halloween.

      Sincerly bibi28

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