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    What If – Chapter 15

    Story written on April 23, 2018 by SkunkPU80.
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    Marvin: I swear! Sergeant Leon: Just like it wasn’t you pretending to trip over your feet on purpose just so you can bump into women with big chests and fondle them? Jalapeño: [smirks and smiles in admiration] Marvin: See, look at him it wasn’t me! Sergeant Leon: That’s not what the police report said! In

    Marvin: I swear!

    Sergeant Leon: Just like it wasn’t you pretending to trip over your feet on purpose just so you can bump into women with big chests and fondle them?

    Jalapeño: [smirks and smiles in admiration]

    Marvin: See, look at him it wasn’t me!

    Sergeant Leon: That’s not what the police report said! In fact, the arresting officer gave your repeat offending ass a series of questions to prove your innocence and you failed!

    Marvin: That’s just the thing he didn’t ask me he asked Jalapeño! Listen, you said you read the police report right?

    Sergeant Leon: Sure did.

    Marvin: Okay, and in the report it describes the woman who filed the complaint correct?

    Sergeant Leon: What’s your point Marvin?

    Marvin: If, I was focused on only her breasts that means I didn’t pay attention to any of her other physical attributes like what she was wearing, the kind of hair style she had, or how short or tall she was.

    Sergeant Leon: [taking a bite of his apple] Fine, I’m going to go back on my word just this once and give you a second chance if you can answer my question I’ll walk you out of here myself.

    Marvin: Shoot, I’m ready.

    Sergeant Leon: According to the report what color were the woman’s eyes?

    Jalapeño: 36DD. [he says with his tongue dangling from the corner of his mouth]

    Sergeant Leon: [scrunches his nose in disgust] Marvin, you’re one sick fuck you know that come with me!!

    Jalapeño: The real Silicon Valley is the space between Jennifer Lawrence breasts! Get it Silicon!

    Sergeant Leon: Shut your filthy mouth Marvin! [he yells before disappearing around the corner]

    Alright, everybody listen up my name is Corporal Overstreet and I’ll be the one booking you all into the system please listen carefully when your name is called and stand behind the black line next to that room. You’ll be escorted by another officer who will assist with finger printing and entering your information into the system. Now, let’s see [she says looking down at her clipboard] is this a typo? Okra Winfried?

    Tina: [looking sees the woman she first suspected as Oprah stand to her feet in front of everyone]

    Corporalllllll Overstreetttttt! [she yells in Oprah’s voice pointing to her audience] Your bail is denied! Your bail is denied! Everyone’s bail is denied!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. Hi Skunk:

      Thanks for this really funny chapter. I hope things will get better for Bette and Tina, and they could patch up their relationship.

      I have my doubts about Alice and Tasha and Lara and Dana.

      If Jenny was going to be at Shane’s party there will be hell to pay. Lol.

      Waiting for the next chapter

      P

      • Thanks for reading my working schedule has been insane I hope to catch up on your stories this weekend! To be honest I have no idea what’s going to happen either!!!!!

    3. Hi SKUNKPU80,

      That was a very funny update, i loved the conversation between Tina & Kit, hilarious ????

      I really hope that Bette &Tina are finally going to talk and solve their problems, their marriage is at stake and as a true Tibetter i am worried. Bette filing a missing person report was funny.

      I hope the other couples are going to talk and sort out their relationships, but i don’t see a future between Alice & Tasha and Lara & Dana. But maybe you will surprise us.

      Thank you for the update! I am looking forward to the next chapter!

      • Hey Bibi!!!! Thanks for reading as always and the support. I have no idea what’s going to happen either writing the conversation for Kit and Tina was fun again thanks for following the story!

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