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    What If – Chapter 15

    Tina: [felt like she was talking in circles] I just asked if I was allowed a phone call and you said no, I just asked you the same question and you said yes, so it’s either I can or I can’t!?

    Officer Dupree: [winks at her]

    Tina: You know you are one chromosome away from being a potato.

    Officer Dupree: Whether you get a phone call or not is at my discretion.

    Tina: [in a sarcastic tone] Yay me.

    Officer Dupree: All done. [hands her an alcohol wet nap to remove the ink from her fingertips]

    Tina: So, now what Moses? Can I contact my lawyer?

    Officer Dupree: Now, I’ll lead you to the promise land follow me.

    Tina: [doing as she’s told takes a few steps before being ushered into a private cubicle]

    Officer Dupree: [leaning down slaps the handcuffs back on her wrist] Someone will be with you——-.

    Hey, Dupree! [a cheerful voice says] Must be trash day because you are cleaning up the streets that you’re fourth arrest today!

    Officer Dupree: It is my pleasure and duty!

    Tina: [sat in a chair at the desk with her back turned although she could hear a female voice she wasn’t physically able to see her face]

    Officer Dupree: Well, she’s all yours!

    So, what do we have here? [she asks as she takes a seat opening her file] Suspicion of driving a stolen vehicle [shaking her head] they never learn do they.

    Officer Dupree: Nope:

    Mrs. Tina Ken——. [she abruptly pauses reading the file name]

    Tina: [finally turns her head] Can we hurry this up I——[she makes eye contact with the officer then quickly turns her head]

    Uh Dupree, I can take it from here.

    Officer Dupree: You sure she’s a handful?

    [clearing her throat before she spoke] Ye—yeah, I’m sure.

    Officer Dupree: Okay, give me a buzz when you’re done. [he says before walking off]

    [keeping her head down watches from her peripheral until he disappeared around the corner out of sights view] TINA!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Tina: Nice seeing you to Brooke!!! Sorry, where are my manners correction Officer Austin!!!

    Officer Austin: Officer Austin! Really, now is not the time for jokes! What in the hell are you doing here [looking down at the file] and stealing cars!? If you needed transportation there’s buses, the train, Lyft, Uber, camelback!

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    1. Hi Skunk:

      Thanks for this really funny chapter. I hope things will get better for Bette and Tina, and they could patch up their relationship.

      I have my doubts about Alice and Tasha and Lara and Dana.

      If Jenny was going to be at Shane’s party there will be hell to pay. Lol.

      Waiting for the next chapter

      P

      • Thanks for reading my working schedule has been insane I hope to catch up on your stories this weekend! To be honest I have no idea what’s going to happen either!!!!!

    2. Hi SKUNKPU80,

      That was a very funny update, i loved the conversation between Tina & Kit, hilarious ????

      I really hope that Bette &Tina are finally going to talk and solve their problems, their marriage is at stake and as a true Tibetter i am worried. Bette filing a missing person report was funny.

      I hope the other couples are going to talk and sort out their relationships, but i don’t see a future between Alice & Tasha and Lara & Dana. But maybe you will surprise us.

      Thank you for the update! I am looking forward to the next chapter!

      • Hey Bibi!!!! Thanks for reading as always and the support. I have no idea what’s going to happen either writing the conversation for Kit and Tina was fun again thanks for following the story!

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