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What If – Chapter 15
Tina: [cutting her off reaching over slams her hands down on top of the file] Me steal a car are you fucking serious!?
Officer Austin: I don’t know what to believe after all it was you who introduced me to Jenny!
Tina: Why, do you always have to bring up the past!?
Officer Austin: Because of you I’ve been in therapy ever since!
Tina: [through gritted teeth] How many times do I have to say I’m sorry!?
Officer Austin: Not enough. [nervously reaches for a box of cookies then shoves one into her mouth]
Tina: Trefoils?
Officer Austin: Almost a year clean then today I run into my dealer throwing my sobriety away I have no self-control.
Tina: [nodding her head in agreement] Tell me about it Girl Scout cookies are the most potent drug there is!
Officer Austin: Hey! I need you to focus and tell me why in the hell you’re sitting in my precinct as a suspected car thief!?
Tina: [leaning in] Okay, so I was driving on my way to pick up some things for Shane’s party and—–.
Officer Austin: [smiling and distracted] Oh, yeah that’s right I got my Facebook invite last week.
Tina: So, you’re going?
Officer Austin: Of, course I wouldn’t miss it for the world it’s never a dull moment at a Shane McCutcheon party!
Tina: She’s like a mini-series.
Officer Austin: Absolutely—[waving her hands clearing her head] never mind that okay, finish telling me the story?
Tina: Like, I was saying I was on my way to get some stuff for the party when Officer Jack-Jerk pulled me over! I thought, it was just a normal here’s your ticket it and go stop but—-.
Officer Austin: [interrupting her] Did he say, “Hang Tight” and give the roof of your car a pat?
Tina: Yeah, how you know?
Officer Austin: Yeah that’s the universal code we officers use for your ass is going to jail.
Tina: At first I thought it was a joke but when he told me what I was being arrested for there has got to be some mistake I’ve never been arrested in my life! Look, at me I’m a lover not a criminal!!
Officer Austin: Okay…okay, I looked through the file and the VIN number on your car matches the one that was reported stolen.
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Hi Skunk:
Thanks for this really funny chapter. I hope things will get better for Bette and Tina, and they could patch up their relationship.
I have my doubts about Alice and Tasha and Lara and Dana.
If Jenny was going to be at Shane’s party there will be hell to pay. Lol.
Waiting for the next chapter
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Thanks for reading my working schedule has been insane I hope to catch up on your stories this weekend! To be honest I have no idea what’s going to happen either!!!!!
Thanks for the another chapter!
Thanks for reading!
Hi SKUNKPU80,
That was a very funny update, i loved the conversation between Tina & Kit, hilarious ????
I really hope that Bette &Tina are finally going to talk and solve their problems, their marriage is at stake and as a true Tibetter i am worried. Bette filing a missing person report was funny.
I hope the other couples are going to talk and sort out their relationships, but i don’t see a future between Alice & Tasha and Lara & Dana. But maybe you will surprise us.
Thank you for the update! I am looking forward to the next chapter!
Hey Bibi!!!! Thanks for reading as always and the support. I have no idea what’s going to happen either writing the conversation for Kit and Tina was fun again thanks for following the story!