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What If – Chapter 15
Tina: I mean its married life it’s the good, the bad, and the ugly, why are you asking about my marriage!?
Officer Austin: I don’t how to tell you this—–.
Tina: Tell me what Brooke!? You’re starting to scare me!
Officer Austin: A missing person report was filed on you which prompted your car to appear stolen in our database. Officer Dupree, overlooked the missing person report and focused on the stolen car instead.
Tina: [confused] I don’t understand but I’m not a missing!!! Does it look like I’m fucking missing!????
Officer Austin: [somberly stares at her] No, you appear very much alive but apparently your wife doesn’t seem to think so.
Tina: Bette!!! [she yells finally realizing she was behind her heinous nightmare]
Officer Austin: Tina calm down.
Tina: [quickly stands to her feet going from 0 to 100 real quick] CALM DOWN!??? ARE YOU SITTING THERE TELLING ME I’M IN THIS SHIT HOLE BECAUSE MY WIFE BETTE A.K.A “MY SHIT NEVER STINKS” PORTER REPORTED ME MISSING!???
Officer Austin: Soooooo, I take it things aren’t good at home!?
Tina: [placing her hands on her head begins to pace back and forth]
Officer Austin: Okay, look maybe there’s been some misunderstanding when is the last time you spoke to—–.
Tina: [panting heavily cutting her off] Am, I’m I free to go!?
Officer Austin: [looking at her suspiciously] Uh, maybe its best you stay for a minute and cool off right now you look like your auditioning for the next season of Snapped and starting to foam at the mouth.
Tina: [taking a deep breath then calmly speaks] The charges brought against me have proven to be false am I free to go, yes or no!?
Officer Austin: [standing up walks over to her and removes the handcuffs] Yeah, you’re free to go.
Tina: [rubbing her wrist] Thanks, for all your help.
Officer Austin: [somberly looks at her and sees the hurt both on her face and in her eyes] I really hope things work out.
Tina: Yeah, that makes two of us.
Officer Austin: See ya, at the party—-wait, Jenny won’t be there will she?
Tina; Don’t worry you’ll be safe she’s somewhere terrorizing some other country.
Officer Austin: You wouldn’t be lying to me would you?
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Hi Skunk:
Thanks for this really funny chapter. I hope things will get better for Bette and Tina, and they could patch up their relationship.
I have my doubts about Alice and Tasha and Lara and Dana.
If Jenny was going to be at Shane’s party there will be hell to pay. Lol.
Waiting for the next chapter
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Thanks for reading my working schedule has been insane I hope to catch up on your stories this weekend! To be honest I have no idea what’s going to happen either!!!!!
Thanks for the another chapter!
Thanks for reading!
Hi SKUNKPU80,
That was a very funny update, i loved the conversation between Tina & Kit, hilarious ????
I really hope that Bette &Tina are finally going to talk and solve their problems, their marriage is at stake and as a true Tibetter i am worried. Bette filing a missing person report was funny.
I hope the other couples are going to talk and sort out their relationships, but i don’t see a future between Alice & Tasha and Lara & Dana. But maybe you will surprise us.
Thank you for the update! I am looking forward to the next chapter!
Hey Bibi!!!! Thanks for reading as always and the support. I have no idea what’s going to happen either writing the conversation for Kit and Tina was fun again thanks for following the story!