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What If – Chapter 15
Lara…..
Leslie: Well, well, well….you’re looking IDGAF-ish today. [she says before cracking two eggs into a skillet]
Lara: [plopping down into one of the bar stools overlooking the kitchen] Good morning to you too Broomhilda.
Leslie: [smiles at her remark]
Lara: My head is killing me.
Leslie: Still an amateur I see.
Lara: Just because you can out drink Nemo, Free Willy, Jaws, Ursula the Sea Hag, and the entire Bikini Bottom population there’s no need to hurl insults.
Leslie: That is by far the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me.
Lara: [rolls her eyes] Seek help.
Leslie: I’m one step ahead of you, I’ve got my help right here. [she says before picking up her glass taking a sip]
Lara: [feeling queasy] Drinking already, it’s barely 7 o’clock in the morning.
Leslie: [singing] The best part of waking up, is Jim Beam in your cup!
Lara: I think I’m going to be—-[she suddenly lets a loud burp rip from her mouth]
Leslie: [trying to wave away the smell] Geesh, it smells like you gargled with hot dog water!
Lara: Don’t you need to pick up my nieces from cheer camp?
Leslie: Nope, they extended the camp for an extra day so that means I have another day to spend and harass you.
Lara: Where is your husband? Shouldn’t you be spending time with him then?
Leslie: He is away on business and of course he misses me, he boarded that plane feeling refreshed and very satisfied. [she says before winking at her]
Lara: You want me to throw up!?
Leslie: [not able to contain herself burst out laughing] You hungry?
Lara: No.
Leslie: Thirsty?
Lara: No.
Leslie: What do you have planned for today?
Lara: Sleep.
Leslie: Oh, no you don’t.
Lara: Huh?
Leslie: You’re not going to spend another day holed up in this house you need to get out and get a change of scenery! Don’t you have a restaurant opening soon?
Lara: Look, I know what you’re trying to do and I appreciate it but I’m not in the mood to do anything, I just want to lay in the bed, cry, and sleep.
Leslie: How many times has she called and text you?
Lara: Too many to keep count.
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Hi Skunk:
Thanks for this really funny chapter. I hope things will get better for Bette and Tina, and they could patch up their relationship.
I have my doubts about Alice and Tasha and Lara and Dana.
If Jenny was going to be at Shane’s party there will be hell to pay. Lol.
Waiting for the next chapter
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Thanks for reading my working schedule has been insane I hope to catch up on your stories this weekend! To be honest I have no idea what’s going to happen either!!!!!
Thanks for the another chapter!
Thanks for reading!
Hi SKUNKPU80,
That was a very funny update, i loved the conversation between Tina & Kit, hilarious ????
I really hope that Bette &Tina are finally going to talk and solve their problems, their marriage is at stake and as a true Tibetter i am worried. Bette filing a missing person report was funny.
I hope the other couples are going to talk and sort out their relationships, but i don’t see a future between Alice & Tasha and Lara & Dana. But maybe you will surprise us.
Thank you for the update! I am looking forward to the next chapter!
Hey Bibi!!!! Thanks for reading as always and the support. I have no idea what’s going to happen either writing the conversation for Kit and Tina was fun again thanks for following the story!