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What is love? Chapter 32
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“Al, I think Tina and I should spend the night together tonight.”
Alice frowned at Bette and Tina who had their arms tightly around each other’s waist.
“Alice, I’ve changed my mind. I sleep so much better when Bette’s next to me. I don’t think I’d be as nervous today if I had been with Bette last night.”
“I’m feeling nervous, too.” Bette said to Alice.
“You two are such babies,” said Alice.
By this time other people in the wedding party had showed up and all agreed with Alice. It was tradition to be apart the night before the wedding. So Bette and Tina sighed and went their separate ways.
By three o’clock on Friday they were finished with the rehearsal luncheon and were back in the motel suites. And then things began to spiral inexorably out of control. It was about the time that Kit and Alice were talking on the phone.
“OK, Alice, what’s going on?” Kit said.
“Tina is running around her suite like a crazed animal and everyone with her is now a little crazed, too. She keeps looking at things in her suitcases and closet and garment bags. She keeps asking if certain things have been done. And then, in about 30 minutes, she repeats all that stuff.”
“What things does she want to know are done?” asked Kit.
“Stuff like did the florist say exactly when the flowers are going to be at the chapel?”
“What do you tell her?”
“Well, I tell her that the florist will have the flowers at the chapel exactly two hours before the wedding.”
“Do you know that?”
“Well, ***** no, Kit. For all I know we may have to steal the plastic flowers that are in little vases in the motel restaurant.”
Kit thought that this sounded strangely like most weddings she had been to. If there wasn’t something crazy, like the minister fainting, it didn’t seem to be a valid ceremony.
“How’s Bette?” Kit asked about her little sister.
“Well, she’s not as much trouble as Tina.”
“I find that hard to believe,” said a skeptical Kit.
“Bette has become catatonic. She just sits on the side of the bed.”
“And what?” asked Kit.
“And nothing. She just sits on the side of the bed. I wish she would get angry. I know how to handle that Bette.”
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pancha. your story is always so well written
Hehe LMAO I read this while i’m at work.. Damn Pancha. My boss gonna fired fired fired me soon…
LMOA….Bette gone to Tinas room..lol..man for sure the funiest chappy ever..Alice is something else..lol..cant wait for the big day..thanks Pancha :o)
Haha, Bette’s gone to Tina’r suit, rite? Alice is really an allegiant and helpful friend. It’s a pity there’ll be no parents attending. Will they show up to surprise us? I guess no… It’d be too abrupt.
Where the hell is Bette maybe she went to Tina’s room. Alice is so funny and she help alot in this wedding and drive peoples drazy to. Ok post soon please, thanks!
YeeHaw!Man this is what a wedding is all about… the nerve wrecking experience, especially for the wedding planner, self proclaimed Alice. She should be given some sort of an award after this event. Now they need to proceed on finding out where is Bette… heh. BTW Pancha, with all the reference to Texas, you a Texan?
Really enjoying your story. It’s so sweet and funny. I like the way your write.
Bette better be found.
Flabby arms?! psh that just means there’s more to love. Anyway, get them married so the insanity will stop. Everyone will probably sleep for a week straight when it’s over. lol
Ok for some reason i think Tina’s gone too.. God how i hate weddings, they are so girlie.. *rolls eyes* LOL that coming from a femme is odd..Any way, that was one hilarious chapter.. always a pleasure..
funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bette and tina are together
What a hoot!!! Great job in describing all the activities and anxiety. LMAO.
LOL knowing B&T they probably snuck off to different room because they would be found their rooms. Heck, they may even be on Alice’s floor ROTFLMAO. Some time TRUE lovers are not meant to be seperated :o)
roflmao.. i love the sex deprived bette and tina
This is so hilarious and crazy. I think it’s your best chapter yet. Thanks, it’s always a treat to read your chapters.
GONE! whats gone like home like to the bar like for a walk!!! or like gone to Tinas room….nice to see RED invited to the wedding i didnt pick that up wrong did i? so now im all excited looking forward to the wedding coz Bettes coming back right???
Pancha this is so damned funny and everybody is in “Panic City.” Fun. Thanks.
Is it normal to feel nervous and crazy after reading a story. B/c it’s been 10 minutes since i read this, and i still feel that way. Great as usual
That was too funny pancha!!! The nails, harpist and red cracked me up!!!
You’re welcome, pancha! My journey from Chapter 1 was definitely enjoyable. :) Poor everyone! lol I can’t believe how crazy Bette and Tina are getting. Maybe it would be best if they had just let them stay together. Not to sleep, but to spend time with each other until right before they slept. Does that count as breaking tradition? Hehe
She snuck out to Tina’s room!!!
god girl. you have me lmao through this entire story. i mean it was wetting myself. i hope you talk as well as you write. thanks.
so cute! haha Bette and Tina are so lovesick!..while the rest of the gang are doing everything they can to keep them apart…great writing as always…post soon(“,)
I love this story and in particular this chapter….now this is the Alice that we all know and love! I love the family scenes and really missed them in season 2….now where do you think Bette is?
i hope bette is with tina….
this is some of your bet stuff so far…too funny and real…I’m thinking that Bette is now trying to climb thru tina’s window, gets stuck in some bushes……
LOL~ yeah…notty Bette must be in Tina’s room~ LOL~
this is so crazy funny, both B&T are nerve recks and thank god for alice who couls pacify them both…i hope bette is in tina’s room…lol, love this story
Pssst…check Tina’s room…