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What is love? Chapter 32
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They rang off after Alice asked again how soon Kit would be there. Alice walked into Bette’s bedroom and found Bette with tears running down her face.
“Bette? What’s the matter, sweetie?”
“I don’t have a poem.”
“What?”
“Tina has a poem and I think she’ll be disappointed in me if I don’t have a poem, too.”
Then Alice realized that Bette was talking about the vows that she and Tina were going to recite to each other. Alice privately thought that this recite-your-own vows thing was overrated. It seemed to make the bridal couple even more nervous.
“Bette. Tina will be happy with anything you say.”
“I don’t know,” Bette said doubtfully.
“Tell me what you’re going to say.”
“I can’t remember.”
“Then could I see what you have written?”
“OK.”
After reading the vows, Alice tried to reassure Bette. “This is beautiful. Beautiful. Tina will be so pleased that she’ll cry from happiness. In fact, I’ll hide Kleenex on me so I can have it ready for her when she hears your vows.”
“Really?”
So this crisis was over, for now, but might be repeated in an hour or so. Alice had learned that with this wedding, no crisis was ever truly over.
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“Do my arms look flabby?” Tina to Alice.
“Nooooooo, why do you think that?” responded Alice.
“Look at me. Just look at me. I’m supposed to wear a sleeveless vest tomorrow. And my arms are flabby!”
Tears began to run down Tina’s face.
“Bette is going to look at me andandandsay, ‘Who’s this flabby woman? I don’t want to make love to a flabby woman. I certainly don’t want to marry a flabby woman.’”
Tina resumed rooting through her clothes to find something else to wear as the tears continued to fall.
“T, you don’t have anything else to wear. The vest is part of your wedding outfit. When we picked it out, you thought it was great. Remember? It’s beautiful; you’re beautiful. Bette is not gong to be able to keep her hands off you. We’ll position people to stop her when she tries to undress you during the ceremony.”
“Really?”
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The night before the wedding – the war council
About eleven o’clock the attendants, those who were still standing, met for a war council in Alice’s room. They had convinced Bette and Tina to take long, warm baths. After that they gave both big slugs of whiskey and had massages for them. They helped the semi-conscious women into pajamas, put them to bed, in their separate suites, turned off the lights and tiptoed out.
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pancha. your story is always so well written
Hehe LMAO I read this while i’m at work.. Damn Pancha. My boss gonna fired fired fired me soon…
LMOA….Bette gone to Tinas room..lol..man for sure the funiest chappy ever..Alice is something else..lol..cant wait for the big day..thanks Pancha :o)
Haha, Bette’s gone to Tina’r suit, rite? Alice is really an allegiant and helpful friend. It’s a pity there’ll be no parents attending. Will they show up to surprise us? I guess no… It’d be too abrupt.
Where the hell is Bette maybe she went to Tina’s room. Alice is so funny and she help alot in this wedding and drive peoples drazy to. Ok post soon please, thanks!
YeeHaw!Man this is what a wedding is all about… the nerve wrecking experience, especially for the wedding planner, self proclaimed Alice. She should be given some sort of an award after this event. Now they need to proceed on finding out where is Bette… heh. BTW Pancha, with all the reference to Texas, you a Texan?
Really enjoying your story. It’s so sweet and funny. I like the way your write.
Bette better be found.
Flabby arms?! psh that just means there’s more to love. Anyway, get them married so the insanity will stop. Everyone will probably sleep for a week straight when it’s over. lol
Ok for some reason i think Tina’s gone too.. God how i hate weddings, they are so girlie.. *rolls eyes* LOL that coming from a femme is odd..Any way, that was one hilarious chapter.. always a pleasure..
funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bette and tina are together
What a hoot!!! Great job in describing all the activities and anxiety. LMAO.
LOL knowing B&T they probably snuck off to different room because they would be found their rooms. Heck, they may even be on Alice’s floor ROTFLMAO. Some time TRUE lovers are not meant to be seperated :o)
roflmao.. i love the sex deprived bette and tina
This is so hilarious and crazy. I think it’s your best chapter yet. Thanks, it’s always a treat to read your chapters.
GONE! whats gone like home like to the bar like for a walk!!! or like gone to Tinas room….nice to see RED invited to the wedding i didnt pick that up wrong did i? so now im all excited looking forward to the wedding coz Bettes coming back right???
Pancha this is so damned funny and everybody is in “Panic City.” Fun. Thanks.
Is it normal to feel nervous and crazy after reading a story. B/c it’s been 10 minutes since i read this, and i still feel that way. Great as usual
That was too funny pancha!!! The nails, harpist and red cracked me up!!!
You’re welcome, pancha! My journey from Chapter 1 was definitely enjoyable. :) Poor everyone! lol I can’t believe how crazy Bette and Tina are getting. Maybe it would be best if they had just let them stay together. Not to sleep, but to spend time with each other until right before they slept. Does that count as breaking tradition? Hehe
She snuck out to Tina’s room!!!
god girl. you have me lmao through this entire story. i mean it was wetting myself. i hope you talk as well as you write. thanks.
so cute! haha Bette and Tina are so lovesick!..while the rest of the gang are doing everything they can to keep them apart…great writing as always…post soon(“,)
I love this story and in particular this chapter….now this is the Alice that we all know and love! I love the family scenes and really missed them in season 2….now where do you think Bette is?
i hope bette is with tina….
this is some of your bet stuff so far…too funny and real…I’m thinking that Bette is now trying to climb thru tina’s window, gets stuck in some bushes……
LOL~ yeah…notty Bette must be in Tina’s room~ LOL~
this is so crazy funny, both B&T are nerve recks and thank god for alice who couls pacify them both…i hope bette is in tina’s room…lol, love this story
Pssst…check Tina’s room…