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What is love? Chapter 32
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“Sticker burrs onAlice, where did you get that?”
“JT.”
JT Wortham was Bette’s good friend from Yale, a woman who was now a practicing surgeon in Houston but came from Texas wealth.
“Cows, oil, or maybe diamond mines,” Alice had explained to someone about JTs family. “She came out here on a private plane.”
“I didn’t know she talked like that.” commented Kit.
“Well, she didn’t when she first got here, but the craziness began to get to her. Her TV anchor’s accent began to slide into a Texas drawl which gets deeper with every passing hour. She’s also descending into a Texas patois with references to sticker burrs, ranchin’ and blue northers, whatever they are.”
“Sounds like a defense mechanism,” suggested Kit.
“Oh, right. But pretty soon her Texas drawl and patois will be so pronounced that we won’t be to understand her at all.”
JT had showed up at Bette’s suite the day before, looking happy and calm. She was tall, taller than Bette, and had wavy brown hair and sparkling blue eyes.
“Hi, Yankee girl!” JT had called to Bette, holding out her arms
To JTs surprise, Bette had fallen into her arms and made no attempt to leave them.
“Porter?” JT had said, trying to get Bette’s attention.
“Bette?” she said when ‘Porter’ didn’t seem to work.
Alice walked around behind Bette so that JT could see her.
“Alice Pieczecki,” she said to a still-startled JT. The Texan took her right arm away from Bette’s back and held it out to Alice for a hand shake.
“How do you do,” said JT. This was before her non-Texas persona disappeared and she began to give greetings like, “How ya doing?”.
“Glad you’re here,” said Alice with feeling.
“I can see why,” said JT as she gently tried to free herself from a reluctant Bette.
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They had the rehearsal Friday morning and the rehearsal dinner was a late lunch. This wasn’t traditional, but this was not a traditional group except for the fact that the happy- couple-to-be had to be separated two nights before the wedding. The ceremony was going to be after lunch time and the reception would run from about 3:00 until whenever.
Bette and Tina sat together at the rehearsal luncheon and clearly did not want to leave each other when it ended.
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pancha. your story is always so well written
Hehe LMAO I read this while i’m at work.. Damn Pancha. My boss gonna fired fired fired me soon…
LMOA….Bette gone to Tinas room..lol..man for sure the funiest chappy ever..Alice is something else..lol..cant wait for the big day..thanks Pancha :o)
Haha, Bette’s gone to Tina’r suit, rite? Alice is really an allegiant and helpful friend. It’s a pity there’ll be no parents attending. Will they show up to surprise us? I guess no… It’d be too abrupt.
Where the hell is Bette maybe she went to Tina’s room. Alice is so funny and she help alot in this wedding and drive peoples drazy to. Ok post soon please, thanks!
YeeHaw!Man this is what a wedding is all about… the nerve wrecking experience, especially for the wedding planner, self proclaimed Alice. She should be given some sort of an award after this event. Now they need to proceed on finding out where is Bette… heh. BTW Pancha, with all the reference to Texas, you a Texan?
Really enjoying your story. It’s so sweet and funny. I like the way your write.
Bette better be found.
Flabby arms?! psh that just means there’s more to love. Anyway, get them married so the insanity will stop. Everyone will probably sleep for a week straight when it’s over. lol
Ok for some reason i think Tina’s gone too.. God how i hate weddings, they are so girlie.. *rolls eyes* LOL that coming from a femme is odd..Any way, that was one hilarious chapter.. always a pleasure..
funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bette and tina are together
What a hoot!!! Great job in describing all the activities and anxiety. LMAO.
LOL knowing B&T they probably snuck off to different room because they would be found their rooms. Heck, they may even be on Alice’s floor ROTFLMAO. Some time TRUE lovers are not meant to be seperated :o)
roflmao.. i love the sex deprived bette and tina
This is so hilarious and crazy. I think it’s your best chapter yet. Thanks, it’s always a treat to read your chapters.
GONE! whats gone like home like to the bar like for a walk!!! or like gone to Tinas room….nice to see RED invited to the wedding i didnt pick that up wrong did i? so now im all excited looking forward to the wedding coz Bettes coming back right???
Pancha this is so damned funny and everybody is in “Panic City.” Fun. Thanks.
Is it normal to feel nervous and crazy after reading a story. B/c it’s been 10 minutes since i read this, and i still feel that way. Great as usual
That was too funny pancha!!! The nails, harpist and red cracked me up!!!
You’re welcome, pancha! My journey from Chapter 1 was definitely enjoyable. :) Poor everyone! lol I can’t believe how crazy Bette and Tina are getting. Maybe it would be best if they had just let them stay together. Not to sleep, but to spend time with each other until right before they slept. Does that count as breaking tradition? Hehe
She snuck out to Tina’s room!!!
god girl. you have me lmao through this entire story. i mean it was wetting myself. i hope you talk as well as you write. thanks.
so cute! haha Bette and Tina are so lovesick!..while the rest of the gang are doing everything they can to keep them apart…great writing as always…post soon(“,)
I love this story and in particular this chapter….now this is the Alice that we all know and love! I love the family scenes and really missed them in season 2….now where do you think Bette is?
i hope bette is with tina….
this is some of your bet stuff so far…too funny and real…I’m thinking that Bette is now trying to climb thru tina’s window, gets stuck in some bushes……
LOL~ yeah…notty Bette must be in Tina’s room~ LOL~
this is so crazy funny, both B&T are nerve recks and thank god for alice who couls pacify them both…i hope bette is in tina’s room…lol, love this story
Pssst…check Tina’s room…