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    What is love? Chapter 32

    “All quiet on the first floor front,” said Val.

    “Eleven o’clock and all’s well on the third floor,” said JT.

    They discussed strategy for the next morning before the ceremony. The happy couple was to be allowed to sleep as late as possible. They decided when to start getting their hair and makeup handled, then getting them dressed, and when to take them to the chapel. The rings were secured and they felt very confident.

    “Shane, how is the make-up and hair situation?” asked Alice, the self-appointed leader of this pack.

    “I tried to do their nails today.”

    “Tried?” said Val with a worried voice. focusing quickly on the key word of that sentence.

    “They’re chewing their nails. I didn’t want to put false nails on them today, because I’m afraid they’ll chew them off before the ceremony.”

    “And chewed-on false nails could be a problem on their honeymoon because.” Shane’s voice trailed off and everyone sat there in a worried silence. No explanation was necessary.

    “I’ll do their hair and make-up tomorrow morning and it shouldn’t be a problem, but” Shane’s voice trailed off again and everyone sat there in a worried silence. Some made plans to be nowhere around Saturday morning for the hair and make-up sessions.

    “Anything else we need to discuss?” asked Alice as she smiled at Tammy who came into the suite carrying an arm load of soft drinks and candy bars.

    “Well, the harpist is down in the bar getting drunk.” Tammy informed them.

    “Shane, could you get her to her room?” asked Alice.

    “She’s really big, Al,” protested the slightly-built Shane.

    “Have Red get her.”

    “Go to Red’s room after 11:00?” asked Shane.

    “I thought you knew her.”

    “Not after 11:00.”

    But later Shane timidly went to Red and Red took care of the harpist.

    “See you all in the morning,” said JT as the meeting broke up.

    “Yeah, see ya; everything sounds good,” said Al, trying to express a confidence she didn’t quite feel.

    They all left and Alice quickly shed her clothes and slipped into bed next to Tammy, one of the few sane and calm people Al knew at this point.

    “Want a Snickers, Ally?”

    “No thanks, sweetie,” as she pulled Tammy to her and enjoyed relaxing against her girlfriend’s warm, curvaceous body.

    Alice’s snuggling or whatever else she had planned was rudely interrupted only a few minutes later.

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    The night before the wedding – 15 minutes after the end of the ‘war council’


    “Al, Bette’s gone,” said JT who had just knocked on Alice’s door.

    “What do you mean ‘gone?’”

    “Departed, left”

    “*****, JT, I know what ‘gone’ means.”

    “Well then, Bette’s gone.”

     

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    Comments

    1. LMOA….Bette gone to Tinas room..lol..man for sure the funiest chappy ever..Alice is something else..lol..cant wait for the big day..thanks Pancha :o)

    2. Haha, Bette’s gone to Tina’r suit, rite? Alice is really an allegiant and helpful friend. It’s a pity there’ll be no parents attending. Will they show up to surprise us? I guess no… It’d be too abrupt.

    3. YeeHaw!Man this is what a wedding is all about… the nerve wrecking experience, especially for the wedding planner, self proclaimed Alice. She should be given some sort of an award after this event. Now they need to proceed on finding out where is Bette… heh. BTW Pancha, with all the reference to Texas, you a Texan?

    4. Flabby arms?! psh that just means there’s more to love. Anyway, get them married so the insanity will stop. Everyone will probably sleep for a week straight when it’s over. lol

    5. Ok for some reason i think Tina’s gone too.. God how i hate weddings, they are so girlie.. *rolls eyes* LOL that coming from a femme is odd..Any way, that was one hilarious chapter.. always a pleasure..

    6. LOL knowing B&T they probably snuck off to different room because they would be found their rooms. Heck, they may even be on Alice’s floor ROTFLMAO. Some time TRUE lovers are not meant to be seperated :o)

    7. GONE! whats gone like home like to the bar like for a walk!!! or like gone to Tinas room….nice to see RED invited to the wedding i didnt pick that up wrong did i? so now im all excited looking forward to the wedding coz Bettes coming back right???

    8. You’re welcome, pancha! My journey from Chapter 1 was definitely enjoyable. :) Poor everyone! lol I can’t believe how crazy Bette and Tina are getting. Maybe it would be best if they had just let them stay together. Not to sleep, but to spend time with each other until right before they slept. Does that count as breaking tradition? Hehe

    9. so cute! haha Bette and Tina are so lovesick!..while the rest of the gang are doing everything they can to keep them apart…great writing as always…post soon(“,)

    10. I love this story and in particular this chapter….now this is the Alice that we all know and love! I love the family scenes and really missed them in season 2….now where do you think Bette is?

    11. this is some of your bet stuff so far…too funny and real…I’m thinking that Bette is now trying to climb thru tina’s window, gets stuck in some bushes……

    12. this is so crazy funny, both B&T are nerve recks and thank god for alice who couls pacify them both…i hope bette is in tina’s room…lol, love this story

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