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What is love? – Chapter 34
The wedding reception
Bette frowned as she looked across the reception room at the wedding cake. The banquet room at the motel was wonderfully decorated and all the food and drink placed at artistic and strategic intervals. Music was provided by a pianist and many thought that it was a good thing that they hadn’t hired the harpist for this.
The hors d’oeuvres were on beautiful trays surrounded by lovely table decorations. The two bowls of champagne punch were already low. And the bowl of non-alcoholic punch looked as though it hadn’t been touched. There was a bar for those who abstained from punch. And one table featured the long, double-tiered wedding cake that had caught Bette’s attention..
“What’s on top of that cake?” Bette asked, squinting her eyes so she could see better. They hadn’t planned to have any figures on the cake, but it was clear now that two figures were there.
Out of the corner of her eye, Bette saw Alice try to slip quietly away from their group.
Bette stopped Alice with a vice-like grip on her wrist.
“Ow, that hurts,” complained Alice.
“Let’s look at the caketogether,” said Bette grimly as she marched Alice across the room to the table which held the cake. She stopped several times, smiling graciously, to accept congratulations, but never relinquished Al’s arm.
When they got close enough to identify the figures, Bette stopped. One was Barbie, dressed in a USC cheerleader outfit The other was an action figure of Xena, Warrior Princess, garbed in black leather. Her skirt was shorter than usual and “tattooed” on both her inner thighs was the word “YALE.”
“Very funny, Al,” growled Bette.
“I don’t know why you think I’m responsible for this,” whined Alice. “But it is perfect. The blond femme cheerleader and the butch brunette warrior princess.”
“I may kill you.”
“Oh, Bette, you’ve promised that so many times.” said Alice as she sashayed away.
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“How’s it going?” asked Bette as she came up to Carolyn, her gallery assistant. Carolyn had been in charge of selecting the caterer and was keeping a close eye on the handling of the food and drink.
“It’s going very well.”
“Wayne, how are you holding up?” Bette smiled at Carolyn’s husband.
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Hoho, we meet almost everybody here today. Why it looks like a curtain call to me? It’s not, rite?
LMAO…just amazing..Alice is crazy..bring it on the honeyhornymoon..lol..cant wait and thanks for another lovely chapter..
Why only Tina got kisses? Isn’t Bette the bride as well? Tee’s so cute. I think she’s quite sober when she saw Gillian and Bette talking and tried to disturb, hoho.
a kissing booth…hmmmmmmmm that was interesting…..
pancha – tears are rolling down my cheeks. you are killing me. this was great. i love this story. the xena and barbie. *shakes head* killing me girl. thanks.
nobody was kissing bette…LOL, tina was having her bachelorette party at the same time…funny and wonderful…will tina even remember that she hold a kissing booth? really cute
yes pancha i wanted to know too how many times are they going to have sex..
Yeah right, why didn’t Bette get any kisses? well Tina was ok with it, LOL who would’ve guessed she was the straight gal.. LMAO @ the barbie and Xena dolls..Your chapters are always a pleasure to read.. Thank you
Love the vignette format! Will Bette have to wait for Tina to sober up before they can consummate the marriage? Thanks for posting so often, loved it! Looking forward to the honeymoon!
P.S.: Xena loves Barbie!
…and Barbie believes it!
ROFL That’s a reception I would’ve gladly paid to witness. I can clearly see Dana’s reaction to being kissed by Tina. Hell I think anyone would have that reaction.
Loved it.I can’t wait to read about the honeymoon.You’d better write it.
Yes why no kisses for Bette? I never heard of that tradition.
Great post pancha and the Xena&Barbie think was cute, but I also want to know why Bette didn’t get any kisses? I am sure that there were plenty of women and men (the hotel staff) that would have loved to kiss her. If Bette could take (Tina kissing everyone) then Tina should have been able to take it. Love you story :o)
This was awesome, pancha! I love how you went back and forth between people so we would get a little glimpse at what was going on with everybody. It gave a very omnipotent feel of the party. Excellent job!! Tina’s sooo hammered. Wonder if she’ll sleep through their whole night lol
U arekillin me. Again with the funny. Glad to hear there is a lil more.
Another great chapter pancha the barbie and zena cracked me up!!
Barbie & Xena! – How much cuter could that be :-) LMAO
Great chappy as always pancha… I especially LOVE the 2 figurines, couldnt stop laughing at the description and Bettes reaction. I wish Tina was more than tipsy, that would of been funny!
very funny
LOL~ Barbie and XEna..!that was hilarious!Thx for posting another amazing chapter…more soon?????
This chapter is so wonderful and funny, Alice is crazy and Xena with Barbie is so funny and love it. Ok post soon please, thanks!