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What is love? – Chapter 34
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“But they actually knew. What are the odds? I owe you.”
JT moved next to Bette and put her arm around her shoulders.
“See those kissers lined up waitin’ for your woman?”
Bette nodded.
“I’ll knock ‘em all whomper-jawed if you want.”
“As much as many would like to see that,” Bette grinned, “let’s stay away from violence.”
“Your call,” said JT as she strolled off toward the bar.
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“What time do you get off?” asked Shane in her naturally sultry voice.
“The pretty girl, who was helping serve, told her and they made plans.
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“I think JT was in on it.”
“Al, give it a rest,” suggested Shane who was glad that Bette and Tina had gotten together the night before the wedding.
“They were so much happier and calmer after a night together. We became the crazy ones.”
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“Tina’s really getting hammered,” a worried Sue told Val, Tina’s good friend who didn’t think, at first, that Tina should get involved with Bette.
“Don’t worry,” Val reassured her girlfriend, “Bette will good take care of her.”
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“Tina, let’s get something to eat,” suggested Lainey as she took Tina’s arm.
“The kissing booth is closed for now,” said Lainey over her shoulder as she guided her sister toward food.
“Bye, bye,” Tina said sweetly.
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“And so I said, ‘Lois,’ Lois is my sister, ‘can you make a little USC cheerleader outfit?’ Lois is a great seamstress.” Carolyn explained to Dana. “Alice brought me the Barbie doll so my sister knew what size to make.”
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“Congratulations to my baby-sis-in-law,” Kit said to Tina, planting a kiss on her cheek. “Welcome to our dysfunctional family.”
“I’ll drink to that,” said a happy Tina as she hugged Kit.
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“Is there a line you stand in to kiss the bride?” Dana asked of no one in particular.
“Little gal, there’s no line,” JT said to Dana, “it’s root hog or die.”
“What does that mean?” asked Dana of anyone who would listen. No one was listening.
All of a sudden Dana was spun around and Tina planted a giant kiss on her lips. When she finished, she released Dana from the kiss. Dana looked very wide-eyed and tried to grab Tina for another kiss. Bette stepped in.
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Hoho, we meet almost everybody here today. Why it looks like a curtain call to me? It’s not, rite?
LMAO…just amazing..Alice is crazy..bring it on the honeyhornymoon..lol..cant wait and thanks for another lovely chapter..
Why only Tina got kisses? Isn’t Bette the bride as well? Tee’s so cute. I think she’s quite sober when she saw Gillian and Bette talking and tried to disturb, hoho.
a kissing booth…hmmmmmmmm that was interesting…..
pancha – tears are rolling down my cheeks. you are killing me. this was great. i love this story. the xena and barbie. *shakes head* killing me girl. thanks.
nobody was kissing bette…LOL, tina was having her bachelorette party at the same time…funny and wonderful…will tina even remember that she hold a kissing booth? really cute
yes pancha i wanted to know too how many times are they going to have sex..
Yeah right, why didn’t Bette get any kisses? well Tina was ok with it, LOL who would’ve guessed she was the straight gal.. LMAO @ the barbie and Xena dolls..Your chapters are always a pleasure to read.. Thank you
Love the vignette format! Will Bette have to wait for Tina to sober up before they can consummate the marriage? Thanks for posting so often, loved it! Looking forward to the honeymoon!
P.S.: Xena loves Barbie!
…and Barbie believes it!
ROFL That’s a reception I would’ve gladly paid to witness. I can clearly see Dana’s reaction to being kissed by Tina. Hell I think anyone would have that reaction.
Loved it.I can’t wait to read about the honeymoon.You’d better write it.
Yes why no kisses for Bette? I never heard of that tradition.
Great post pancha and the Xena&Barbie think was cute, but I also want to know why Bette didn’t get any kisses? I am sure that there were plenty of women and men (the hotel staff) that would have loved to kiss her. If Bette could take (Tina kissing everyone) then Tina should have been able to take it. Love you story :o)
This was awesome, pancha! I love how you went back and forth between people so we would get a little glimpse at what was going on with everybody. It gave a very omnipotent feel of the party. Excellent job!! Tina’s sooo hammered. Wonder if she’ll sleep through their whole night lol
U arekillin me. Again with the funny. Glad to hear there is a lil more.
Another great chapter pancha the barbie and zena cracked me up!!
Barbie & Xena! – How much cuter could that be :-) LMAO
Great chappy as always pancha… I especially LOVE the 2 figurines, couldnt stop laughing at the description and Bettes reaction. I wish Tina was more than tipsy, that would of been funny!
very funny
LOL~ Barbie and XEna..!that was hilarious!Thx for posting another amazing chapter…more soon?????
This chapter is so wonderful and funny, Alice is crazy and Xena with Barbie is so funny and love it. Ok post soon please, thanks!