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What is love? – Chapter 34
“No, Dana.” warned the hassled spouse of Tina, the kisser.
“The tennis-playing ***** just got her kissing-cherry broken,” Alice told Bette. “Now there will be no holding her back.”
“She had better be held back from my wife,” observed Bette.
“Itsokay, baby,” said Tina reassuringly.
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“Should I say congratulations to Bette?” asked Gracie, the woman who dated Tina while she and Bette were separated. They had had an altercation at Milk over Tina so Gracie was unsure what to do although she had been invited to the wedding.
“Bette approved your being invited,” Val said, “and it’s probably OK to wish her the best. But I wouldn’t kiss Tina if I were you.”
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Kit took Bette’s drink out of her hand and sniffed it. “Ginger Ale?”
“Yeah.”
“Good, because one of you is going to have to be sober. And it’s not going to be Tina.”
“She’s been under lots of stress, Kit. She needs to relax.”
“OK, but keep an eye on her.”
“Did you put the rest of our stuff in our car?”
Kit nodded yes and told Bette that she had the car keys when Bette needed them.
“I wish daddy had come.”
“Bette.”
“I know.”
Kit enveloped her younger sister in an embrace.
“I’m so proud of you, baby sis. And I’m so happy for you.”
Bette hugged her sister with happiness, sadness, love. She hadn’t told Tina that she had had Carolyn send an invitation to the Kennards and she had included a personal note. They had not responded.
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How are you all doing?” said JT as she smiled at Val, Sue and smiled especially at Gracie.
Val introduced them: “This is Gracie Holden, a real estate broker from LA. And this is JT Wortham, a surgeon from Houston.”
“Would you like to get a drink?” purred JT to a receptive Gracie.
“Let me tell you everything about real estate in Houston,” Val and Sue heard JT say as she and Gracie walked away.
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“Are you sure you didn’t see anyone in the hall?” Alice asked Tammy for about the 20th time
“Ally, I didn’t see Bette in the hall or anywhere else,” answered Tammy pleasantly. She cared for Alice but wished she would stop worrying about how Bette sneaked into Tina’s room. What difference did it make? Tammy thought they clearly needed to be together and were much better for it.
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Hoho, we meet almost everybody here today. Why it looks like a curtain call to me? It’s not, rite?
LMAO…just amazing..Alice is crazy..bring it on the honeyhornymoon..lol..cant wait and thanks for another lovely chapter..
Why only Tina got kisses? Isn’t Bette the bride as well? Tee’s so cute. I think she’s quite sober when she saw Gillian and Bette talking and tried to disturb, hoho.
a kissing booth…hmmmmmmmm that was interesting…..
pancha – tears are rolling down my cheeks. you are killing me. this was great. i love this story. the xena and barbie. *shakes head* killing me girl. thanks.
nobody was kissing bette…LOL, tina was having her bachelorette party at the same time…funny and wonderful…will tina even remember that she hold a kissing booth? really cute
yes pancha i wanted to know too how many times are they going to have sex..
Yeah right, why didn’t Bette get any kisses? well Tina was ok with it, LOL who would’ve guessed she was the straight gal.. LMAO @ the barbie and Xena dolls..Your chapters are always a pleasure to read.. Thank you
Love the vignette format! Will Bette have to wait for Tina to sober up before they can consummate the marriage? Thanks for posting so often, loved it! Looking forward to the honeymoon!
P.S.: Xena loves Barbie!
…and Barbie believes it!
ROFL That’s a reception I would’ve gladly paid to witness. I can clearly see Dana’s reaction to being kissed by Tina. Hell I think anyone would have that reaction.
Loved it.I can’t wait to read about the honeymoon.You’d better write it.
Yes why no kisses for Bette? I never heard of that tradition.
Great post pancha and the Xena&Barbie think was cute, but I also want to know why Bette didn’t get any kisses? I am sure that there were plenty of women and men (the hotel staff) that would have loved to kiss her. If Bette could take (Tina kissing everyone) then Tina should have been able to take it. Love you story :o)
This was awesome, pancha! I love how you went back and forth between people so we would get a little glimpse at what was going on with everybody. It gave a very omnipotent feel of the party. Excellent job!! Tina’s sooo hammered. Wonder if she’ll sleep through their whole night lol
U arekillin me. Again with the funny. Glad to hear there is a lil more.
Another great chapter pancha the barbie and zena cracked me up!!
Barbie & Xena! – How much cuter could that be :-) LMAO
Great chappy as always pancha… I especially LOVE the 2 figurines, couldnt stop laughing at the description and Bettes reaction. I wish Tina was more than tipsy, that would of been funny!
very funny
LOL~ Barbie and XEna..!that was hilarious!Thx for posting another amazing chapter…more soon?????
This chapter is so wonderful and funny, Alice is crazy and Xena with Barbie is so funny and love it. Ok post soon please, thanks!