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    What is love? – Chapter 34

    “Oh, great,” he grinned as he went toward one of the punch bowls again.

    “He got into a huge poker game last night and got cleaned out,” Carolyn said to Bette who now looked worried.

    “He had a wonderful time. The stakes were very low. I think he lost $10,” Carolyn reassured Bette. “Can’t stop talking about it. He said he lost to some woman named Red who had the best poker face he ever saw.”

    “Her eyes were as emotionless as a shark,” finished Wayne who had walked up with his drink.

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    “Well, Yankee-girl, you made it through. You got hitched.” said JT, holding up a glass of punch in a salute.

    Bette held up her glass in response.

    “You’re a lucky filly from Philly.” JT observed.

    “I know,” Bette smiled at the friend she had grown up with in college.

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    “Alice, I want those two figures on the cake.” requested Tina, chuckling.

    “Consider it done,” promised Alice. “But I had nothing to do with it.”

    “Let’s drink to that,” said Tina, raising a cup of champagne punch.

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    “It’s traditional to kiss the bride.”

    “Alice, I’m tired of this tradition *****.” said Bette, thinking of the two nights before the wedding that their friends tried to keep Tina and her apart.

    “It’s OK, baby,” reassured Tina, who had had more than a little champagne punch by this time.

    Alice started by planting a big kiss on Tina’s lips…long and passionate. Tina staggered a little as Alice let her go.

    “See,” Alice said to Bette, “she should have met me first.”

    Many people showed up to kiss Tina, some people sneaking in more than once.

    “Who are these people?” Bette asked about the smoochers she didn’t recognize. “Are they workers from the motel?”

    “It’s OK, baby,” said Tina, reassuringly.

    “The straight girl is making up for lost time,” chuckled Alice. “She may be ‘kissed out,’ hot stuff, before your wedding night.”

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    “Yankee-girl, you are the coolest,” said JT, gesturing at her with a highball glass.

    Bette grinned, knowing what was coming next.

    “Those left-coast bartenders actually know what bourbon and branch water is.”

    “It’s not hard,” grinned Bette, knowing that branch water was just plain water, not soda, not ginger ale. She had Carolyn tip off the bartenders in advance so they would be ready for the long, tall Texan.

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    Comments

    1. Why only Tina got kisses? Isn’t Bette the bride as well? Tee’s so cute. I think she’s quite sober when she saw Gillian and Bette talking and tried to disturb, hoho.

    2. pancha – tears are rolling down my cheeks. you are killing me. this was great. i love this story. the xena and barbie. *shakes head* killing me girl. thanks.

    3. nobody was kissing bette…LOL, tina was having her bachelorette party at the same time…funny and wonderful…will tina even remember that she hold a kissing booth? really cute

    4. Yeah right, why didn’t Bette get any kisses? well Tina was ok with it, LOL who would’ve guessed she was the straight gal.. LMAO @ the barbie and Xena dolls..Your chapters are always a pleasure to read.. Thank you

    5. Love the vignette format! Will Bette have to wait for Tina to sober up before they can consummate the marriage? Thanks for posting so often, loved it! Looking forward to the honeymoon!

    6. ROFL That’s a reception I would’ve gladly paid to witness. I can clearly see Dana’s reaction to being kissed by Tina. Hell I think anyone would have that reaction.

    7. Great post pancha and the Xena&Barbie think was cute, but I also want to know why Bette didn’t get any kisses? I am sure that there were plenty of women and men (the hotel staff) that would have loved to kiss her. If Bette could take (Tina kissing everyone) then Tina should have been able to take it. Love you story :o)

    8. This was awesome, pancha! I love how you went back and forth between people so we would get a little glimpse at what was going on with everybody. It gave a very omnipotent feel of the party. Excellent job!! Tina’s sooo hammered. Wonder if she’ll sleep through their whole night lol

    9. Great chappy as always pancha… I especially LOVE the 2 figurines, couldnt stop laughing at the description and Bettes reaction. I wish Tina was more than tipsy, that would of been funny!

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