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What is love? – Chapter 34
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“Should I refrain from kissing you?” asked Gillian, smiling at Bette. Jill was Bette’s girlfriend immediately before Tina and Tina was a little sensitive.
“Probably should refrain,” grinned Bette. “But thanks so much for coming.”
“Wouldn’t have missed it. The capture of Bette Porter.”
“Is that your new girlfriend?” Bette looked toward a beautiful woman getting some punch.
“Yes,” said Jill.
“She’s a looker,” commented Bette.
“I always pick lookers,” Jill said squeezing Bette’s arm.
Someone squeezed Bette’s other arm.
“Hi, baby. Having a good time at our wedding reception?” said Tina with perfect diction– no trace of an alcohol slur It took every ounce of concentration for her to manage this.
“Do you remember Gillian?” asked Bette uncomfortably.
“Of course, I do,” Tina said, graciously extending her hand to Jill. She gave Bette a proprietary kiss and excused herself.
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“Ally, don’t you think you’ve kissed Tina enough?” asked Tammy, who was not jealous but saw Bette getting more and more annoyed.
“I’m just doing it to irritate Bette.”
“That’s what I’m worried about.”
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“Carolyn, this is Red, the poker player.” Wayne said to his wife as he introduced her to Red and Melissa. They both shook Carolyn’s hand.
“How do you know Bette and Tina?” Carolyn asked.
“I’m the bouncer at a nightclub where they go.”
“Ohhow nice,” managed Carolyn.
“Well, she may be a bouncer, but she should be a professional poker player,” said Wayne.
Very few people knew that Red had been a professional poker player. In fact, she had made so much money in her card-playing years that she was able to make good investments. One of these was Milk, where she was a part-owner.
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When Alice kissed Tina for what seemed like the dozenth time, Bette pulled her away.
“What are you? Some kind of serial kisser?”
“Sokay” Tina managed, lurching toward Bette with her arms outstretched.
“Bette,” Tina continued, trying to look her wife in the eye, “Did I ever tell you that you are drop-dead gorgeous?”
“Thank you, T,” said Bette, putting her arms around her wife. “It’s time to leave.”
“Really?” Tina said sadly.
“We’re going on our honeymoon.”
“How many times are we going to have*****?” asked Tina as she kissed Bette soundly on the lips.
Bette put her arm firmly around Tina and took hold of one of her arms with her other hand and started walking her out of the reception.
“Bette, are you taking charge?” asked Tina.
Bette continued though the hall, gently, but firmly, holding Tina upright as she smiled at her tipsy wife.
“I love it when you take charge.” said Tina suggestively, trying to reach up and kiss Bette again, catching her below the ear.
“Kit,” said Bette as she passed her sister, “thank everyone and tell them that the happy couple has left the building. When they’re sober enough to understand, that is.”
Alice caught up with Bette and Tina and opened the door.
“Bette, you can’t leave yet.
“Watch me,” replied Bette.
We were going to throw something at you when you left.”
“Throw something, like rice?”
“Golf balls.”
“What?”
“Well, actually, little soft white plastic things which look like golf balls. Dane got them. We thought they were appropriate ***** things to throw.”
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Hoho, we meet almost everybody here today. Why it looks like a curtain call to me? It’s not, rite?
LMAO…just amazing..Alice is crazy..bring it on the honeyhornymoon..lol..cant wait and thanks for another lovely chapter..
Why only Tina got kisses? Isn’t Bette the bride as well? Tee’s so cute. I think she’s quite sober when she saw Gillian and Bette talking and tried to disturb, hoho.
a kissing booth…hmmmmmmmm that was interesting…..
pancha – tears are rolling down my cheeks. you are killing me. this was great. i love this story. the xena and barbie. *shakes head* killing me girl. thanks.
nobody was kissing bette…LOL, tina was having her bachelorette party at the same time…funny and wonderful…will tina even remember that she hold a kissing booth? really cute
yes pancha i wanted to know too how many times are they going to have sex..
Yeah right, why didn’t Bette get any kisses? well Tina was ok with it, LOL who would’ve guessed she was the straight gal.. LMAO @ the barbie and Xena dolls..Your chapters are always a pleasure to read.. Thank you
Love the vignette format! Will Bette have to wait for Tina to sober up before they can consummate the marriage? Thanks for posting so often, loved it! Looking forward to the honeymoon!
P.S.: Xena loves Barbie!
…and Barbie believes it!
ROFL That’s a reception I would’ve gladly paid to witness. I can clearly see Dana’s reaction to being kissed by Tina. Hell I think anyone would have that reaction.
Loved it.I can’t wait to read about the honeymoon.You’d better write it.
Yes why no kisses for Bette? I never heard of that tradition.
Great post pancha and the Xena&Barbie think was cute, but I also want to know why Bette didn’t get any kisses? I am sure that there were plenty of women and men (the hotel staff) that would have loved to kiss her. If Bette could take (Tina kissing everyone) then Tina should have been able to take it. Love you story :o)
This was awesome, pancha! I love how you went back and forth between people so we would get a little glimpse at what was going on with everybody. It gave a very omnipotent feel of the party. Excellent job!! Tina’s sooo hammered. Wonder if she’ll sleep through their whole night lol
U arekillin me. Again with the funny. Glad to hear there is a lil more.
Another great chapter pancha the barbie and zena cracked me up!!
Barbie & Xena! – How much cuter could that be :-) LMAO
Great chappy as always pancha… I especially LOVE the 2 figurines, couldnt stop laughing at the description and Bettes reaction. I wish Tina was more than tipsy, that would of been funny!
very funny
LOL~ Barbie and XEna..!that was hilarious!Thx for posting another amazing chapter…more soon?????
This chapter is so wonderful and funny, Alice is crazy and Xena with Barbie is so funny and love it. Ok post soon please, thanks!