Where do you get this shit from? Shane asks.

In this new book I bought. It’s “Farming for Dummies” she says as she pulls it out.

Oh for christsake Alice you better not offended any of Tina’s family with that shit or I’ll kick your ass. And put that book away. Bette looked over at the window knowing Lynn was watching.

You guys this book says all country folk are friendly. She waves at Lynn and Grams in the window and they wave back. See.

I still don’t know how Tasha puts up with you. Bette says. Tina elbows her. Ow.

Well you can ask her when she comes tomorrow with Kit, Carmen, Brie, Carl, and Peggy.

Where’s Dana? Tina asked.

She saw the food truck out back and made a beeline out there to her sweet tater. Alice says with her most southern accent.

She said to knock that off Alice…Shane says bumping her in the arm.

Ok Ok…Can we go in now? I want to see the inside.

You will be inside for a bit. There’s work to be done.

Not until you give us the full tour and by that I mean every place you and your little cabbage have…

If you finish that statement, I will throw you down the well.

Oh, cool! They have one of those? Bette rolls her eyes and sighs while picking up one of Shane’s bags.

Hey what about my bag? Alice asks.

You got it this far didn’t you? Bette replies.

Alice sticks out her tongue as Bette leads them inside.

Ok guys you’re upstairs with me. Bette says starting up the steps…

Hey, this one has my work stuff in it. Where should I leave it? Shane Asks

Right there’s fine. We have to move some stuff in the sewing room then we can get you set up.

Cool. Alice lays her makeup kit down with Shane’s and they follow Bette upstairs. Lynn comes through. How are they settling in?

Great mom. Bette’s just showing them the room and this stuff will go in here once we get it organized. But first they want a tour around the farm. They, as you can imagine, have never been on a farm. They’re much like Bette was when she first came here.