a bit more angst before it’s happy danish time.

danish.

Holy danish, there’s finally an update to this story!

Dana and Alice. Aka Danish.

danish + a bathroom = how could you even think about not reading this?

danish…hopefully you all remember this story, it’s been quite a while. read on.

Danish! The aftermath of the bathroom encounter; Alice is starting to give into her true feelings; Bette gives Dana a pep talk, and Alice has trouble being “just friends”.

Finally an update to this danish story (there’s been a lack of them recently, no?). I’m no good at summaries, but it’s chock full of danish so read on.

Danish stuff; Shane to the rescue, Alice re-commits herself–but to who?

Alice & Dana…oh, just read it, I don’t want to ruin the suspense.

Dana and Lara are coming to an end, just as things are heating up with Alice and Jules.

Danish, Danish and more Danish. Yay, I’m back.

Shane starts to figure out that Dana may still be in love with Alice; Alice starts to figure out the same thing with a little help from Harriet. It’s just oh so dramatic.

The morning after; Dana & Alice are having a gay old time at The Planet until St. Jules puts an end to it

More of Alice’s birthday party, Jules starts to show some signs of jealousy and Bette tries to help by explaining the love that is danish. A heated debate about Mary Tyler Moore ensues; Dana’s emotions get the best of her, and she somehow effects a private celebration between Alice and Jules.

Alice and Dana’s talk on the beach + some fun Danish stuff

Alice’s surprise party; Jules meets “resident celebrity” Dana Fairbanks; Dana and Alice can’t seem to keep their…eyes off each other.

Getting inside Dana’s head; A surprise party for Alice and Shane spills the beans to Dana; Dana & Lara’s steady decline

Alice goes on the date, Dana finds out and isn’t too thrilled with the idea, and Helena gives Dana a talking to.

A few of Alice’s least favorite words, Alice meets a fan, Shane helps save Dana and Lara’s relationship…but does Dana really want it to be saved?

Dana likes “lady parts”, Alice can’t help her Tourettes, Alice and Dana find common ground and try to make a fresh start. (I hope it’s much more interesting than this lame summary).

More danish. Helena wants Alice to exercise but Alice just ain’t havin it. Bette is her charming self, and…is Alice a fake bisexual? Oh, and there’s the first Dana/Alice encounter since the breakup.

A Danish Story! This had to happen sooner or later…but this time without Tracy Bonham playing the piano in the apartment next door.