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Cabin Saints: For Shits and Giggles

“I don’t know but Carmen is————-, “Tina looking back at Carmen sees she is no longer in her seat,
“Oh no!”
“What Tina!?”
“Carmen is gone.”
“So is Jenny!”
Carmen, sat content that is until she saw the same woman who knocked on her front door in the middle of the night looking for Shane strut down the catwalk. She didn’t know karate but she knew crazy Shane had better ask somebody! Since she had met Shane she was like a shark surrounded by a school of tuna feasting on them as she pleased. And yes, she agreed to get her jealously in check but how could she when every time she turned around there was always a woman around Shane had slept with. Kit sitting next to Carmen notices how she would constantly shift in her chair so when she shot up from her seat she decided to follow her.
Since Miranda had left her desk there was no one to monitor who came back stage. The way Carmen was feeling she was ready to take on Godzilla himself. Every model or beautiful woman Carmen passed by the sinking feeling she felt got worse. It was that same feeling you get when someone is testing you and your crazy bitch side is about to shine bright like a diamond! She couldn’t believe Shane and needed answers quick. Still sitting in the audience Bette signals for Max, Helena, and Dylan to take the empty seats closer to her, Tina and Alice. Bette taking the reins fills them in on what’s going on.
“What’s going on?”
“Glad you asked Max soooooo, apparently the models onstage have all dumpster dived with Shane before.”
“Bette shut up are you serious?”
“Yes she is.”
“Is that why Carmen left?”
“Yeah, I think so now if she finds Shane I’m afraid she will be on the next season of Snapped.”
“Did anyone see where she went?”
“Yeah she went through that backdoor, ouch damn it!”
“What’s wrong Max, “Dylan ask.
“My lips are so dry I can feel them cracking when I speak is it just me or is the air in here extra dry?”
“Nope Max it’s just you I don’t have that problem, “Dylan says confidently.
“She sure doesn’t.”
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This story is so funny, thank you for posting and please post more soon.
Thank you for reading!!!
You made my day just fantastic! This was too crazy for words. I had a good laugh about it.
Sorry to see that this was the last chapter, i really hope you will post another story.
Thanks for the story.
Hahahhaha, thanks what can I say I’m a clown thanks for reading! New comedy story in the works!