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Cabin Saints: For Shits and Giggles

“Bette!”
“Yeah baby what it is.”
“I don’t know you tell me I was about to get us some more drinks but I think I should get you a bib instead because your drooling.”
“Bib, T what are you talking about no I am not?”
“Oh so you’re just going to act like you weren’t just staring at that blonde Clydesdale that walked by.”
“Oh, that.
“Oh, that what is that supposed to mean!?”
“T, no I wasn’t looking at her like that of course not we met her before in fact we met all the models on the stage before.”
“Okay no more drinks for you, “she says taking Bettes cup from her hand.
“T, I’m not drunk.”
“Right, this coming from someone who congratulated our daughters Mr. Potato Head for getting the part in Toy Story.”
“No, seriously look,” Tina finally giving in takes a head look at each model. Although, it took her a few minutes she finally turned her head looking at Bette in shock.
“OMG, there all women Shane has dated or slept with!”
“Sssssssssh, you don’t want Carmen to hear.”
“Yes, that blonde chick I remember Shane bought her to the Planet she flirted with anything with a slit.”
“Yes, I asked Shane why they broke up her response you can buy tits and ass but you can’t buy walls.”
“Ewwwwwwww!”
“And that brunette over there I can’t remember her name but Shane called her———.”
“Thotzilla, “Tina says finishing her sentence.
“Shit, if Carmen ever finds out!”
“What was she thinking Carmen is going to flip!”
“Do you think she knows?” In the middle of their conversation they were interrupted by Alice who slide in front of them taking the empty seat next to Tina. Both Bette and Tina notice the look on her face.
“Al, what’s wrong?”
“I was sitting in my seat sexting Tasha wanting to know how many licks it takes to get to the center of her Tootsie Roll Pop when all of a sudden some of the models started looking really familiar. Is it me or have we met them all before?” When Alice didn’t get a response she gives them both that what the hell look.
“OMG!”
“Alice sssssshhhhhh!”
“Is Shane crazy, “she says trying her best to whisper.
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This story is so funny, thank you for posting and please post more soon.
Thank you for reading!!!
You made my day just fantastic! This was too crazy for words. I had a good laugh about it.
Sorry to see that this was the last chapter, i really hope you will post another story.
Thanks for the story.
Hahahhaha, thanks what can I say I’m a clown thanks for reading! New comedy story in the works!