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Cabin Saints: For Shits and Giggles

“I need to find a swimming pool of liquor and dive in it, “when she turned around she was shocked to find Miranda standing right in front of her.”
“Damn, you swooped in front of me like the Matrix, “she said startled.
“What can I say I have that effect on people where is she?”
“Where’s who?”
“Oh you know, “she says taking a step forward forcing Shane to take a step back.
“Miranda look I——.”
“Where is she Shane?”
“I don’t know who you are talking about but if I were you I would get your Morticia Adams looking ass back in that chair and answer those phone calls!” Miranda reluctantly obeyed with Shane following behind her.
“Look, I know you’re in, “Shane says staring at her disgustingly, “mourning, why I don’t know it’s not like you two were ever in a relationship but—————.”
“Tasha and I were in a relationship!”
“Okay, fine whatever you have to tell yourself to sleep at night but I’m warning you if your demented ass leaves that seat you’re fired.”
“Shane……I need to find my choco-taco and save my relationship!” Sitting at her desk she watches while Shane disappears around the corner. The phone continued to ring and true to form Miranda ignored every last one of them. How could she answer any phone calls when her focus was getting the love of her life back? She needed her job mainly because it covered the bail money she always needed to get herself out of jail, but she knew if she didn’t make a move she would lose Tasha forever. She was a fighter and tonight she vowed to fight to prove her love! Grabbing her phone she left her desk hoping to sniff Tasha out.
As each model graced the stage and runway Bette began to notice something strange about them all. Careful not to jump to conclusions she kept her suspensions to herself that was until a tall blonde, with pouty lips, and a colorful hummingbird tattoo on the outside of her left wrist walked past her. Bette couldn’t take her eyes off her it was like she was in some sort of a trance. Without realizing it the longer she focused her attention on the woman Tina focused hers on Bette. The longer she starred the more pissed off Tina became finally not pleased about what she was seeing she called her name.
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This story is so funny, thank you for posting and please post more soon.
Thank you for reading!!!
You made my day just fantastic! This was too crazy for words. I had a good laugh about it.
Sorry to see that this was the last chapter, i really hope you will post another story.
Thanks for the story.
Hahahhaha, thanks what can I say I’m a clown thanks for reading! New comedy story in the works!