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Cabin Saints: For Shits and Giggles

“Hey I remember you?”
“No, you don’t, “she says before turning her attention back to Shane, “So, yeah I was making my runs when I noticed, “the man that previously interrupted her tapped her on the shoulder.
“What…..what do you want, “she says in an agitated tone.
“I just wanted to say I saw your match and you were great, “he says grinning flashing the only three teeth he had left in his mouth.
“Match, what’s going on, “Shane says hearing the entire conversation.
“Nothing, uh nothing don’t pay him any mind he’s drunk.”
“I may be drunk off this hooch but I haven’t seen a “Rock Bottom” wrestling move like that since The Rock did it in WrestleMania 32, “he says slurring his words.
“Rock Bottom? WrestleMania? What the hell is going on!?”
“Oh, it’s just some homeless man harassing me but I got it all under control, “covering the mouth piece with her hand so Shane couldn’t hear the rest of the conversation, “Hey, look I’ll give you anything you want if you would just get the hell out of here!”
“Got any change?”
“No.”
“Broke ass, “he says turning away mumbling under his breath.
“Wait, did he just call me broke?”
“Yes he did and I want to know why!?”
“See what happened was———–, “once again she was interrupted by the loud chanting of her name. When she looked up she saw a mob of homeless people passing by.
“Tasha! Tasha! Tasha!”
“Holy shit you rocked it!”
“We love you!”
“If you don’t start explaining what the hell is going on I swear————, “Shane says yelling through the speakerphone.
“Oh, yeah so like I was saying I was kinda of participating in——-.”
“Bum Fights rule and you’re awesome, “a woman yelled loud enough for Shane to hear.
“Bum Fights oh really that’s what you’ve been doing!?”
“It wasn’t my fault see I was breaking up the crowd and saw the wrestling ring and then this chick they call Urethra Franklin who I might add is the 3-time defending champ called me a chocolate hob-gobblin what I was supposed to do back down!?”
“Yes! You know what I can’t with you right now do your job!”
“Okay, fine but you see the championship belt I won, “Tasha says before ending the call.
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This story is so funny, thank you for posting and please post more soon.
Thank you for reading!!!
You made my day just fantastic! This was too crazy for words. I had a good laugh about it.
Sorry to see that this was the last chapter, i really hope you will post another story.
Thanks for the story.
Hahahhaha, thanks what can I say I’m a clown thanks for reading! New comedy story in the works!