“I’d kick you in the vagina but I’m afraid I’d lose my shoe!”

“Miranda chill!”

“Shane I’m not trying to tell you how to run your business in all but you should really start doing background checks on the people you hire there freaking crazy!”

“I didn’t do one on you.”

“Oh, that’s because there is some really, really, bad stuff in there thank goodness its government sealed G-14 classified information.”

“What the fu—————-,”before Shane could complete her sentence she was interrupted again by the voice coming from her headset,”Yo, Shane!”

“My bad yeah I’m here, “she says talking into the mouthpiece.

“Where are you at a Miley Cyrus concert!?”

“No, one of the models went all crazy.”

“Like regular crazy or Naomi Campbell bust you in the head with a cell phone crazy?”

“Naomi Campbell crazy.”

“Damn you need me to come——.”

“No, no, no everything is cool now how’s everything outside?

“Uh, yeah about that look don’t be mad okay but uh, I just kind of got back to the main checkpoint.”

“Tasha, what the hell your supposed to be heading my security!?” Hearing Tashas name Miranda immediately perked up she wasn’t sure if she was there or not but now she had all the confirmation she needed. For, Shane once Tasha name left her mouth she knew she let the cat out of the bag. Looking towards Miranda the once heartbroken assistant had a smile across her face wider than a plumbers ass crack. Although, the tears on her face quickly dried up the wetness between her legs began to flow like the Nile River. Miranda looked like Cujo after he caught rabies not realizing it she was foaming at the mouth.

“I know but I got a little distracted.”

“Okay, look please spear me the details I don’t want to her about you and—————–, “Shane could feel Mirandas gaze still on her and was careful not to reveal Alices name.

“No, it’s not that but now that you mention it she’s definitely on the dinner menu for tonight I think her nipples squirt out whip cream when I————-.”

“Ewwwwwww, please stop!”

“Sorry, I got carried away.”

“Ya, think hey look where were you?”

“Okay, so look I was in the middle of checking the main points when, “as she was speaking she was interrupted.”