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Cabin Saints: Let’s Go Skiing
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Just then a man walks by and mumbles, “Damn she got a fat ass,” just loud enough for Dylan to hear.
“Awwww hell nooooo”, Dylan says moving behind Helena trying to use her body to block anyone from seeing Helenas bouncing ass.
“What do you mean nobody’s fucking staring even that damn man with the oxygen tank is staring?”
“But Dylan its cold in here I’ll warm up in just a sec just give me five more minutes, “Helena says still bouncing up and down.
An entire group of female college students walks by and sees Helena bouncing up and down.
“Now see that’s how you fucking twerk I see you girlfriend, “one of the women says giving Helena a thumbs up.
Helena gives the woman a slight smile and a thumbs up too.
“Twerking is that what you’re doing twerking, “Dylan says sounding ashamed and disgusted at the same damn time.
“Yes Dylan what seems to be the problem?”
“Twerking like Miley Cyrus tongue hanging out of her mouth twerking?”
“Honestly Dylan I don’t see what the problem is and Miley that pour child she must have low iron because she always seems to be cold.”
“Who told you twerking keeps you warm I swear if you say that fucking dictionary I’m going to set fire to every damn book we have in the house—-reading is fundamental my ass!”
“Well for your information my life does not revolve around the Urban Dictionary, “Helena says as she finally stops twerking.
Carmen noticing Helena twerking jumps in and joins her.
Carmen wtf,”Dylan says.
“Shane aren’t you going to tell her to stop?”
“For what?
“Because aren’t you embarrassed?”
“Embarrassed no—-horny yes, work it baby work it she’s so about to get the Bumblebee Tuna treatment when we get home!”
“Ughhhhhh, “Dylan says in disgust.
“Dylan not only do I love the booty I respect the booty!”
After her fifteen minute twerk session Helena finally warmed up and stopped.
“Hi everyone my name is Jill and I’ll be your ski instructor for the day.”
Jill was a tall brunette, who was in great shape, with blue eyes, and a great smile. Jill noticed Alice immediately.
“How long have you been skiing,” Tina asked.
“Uh since I was like 7 or 8 years old.”
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If your following this story its not hard to tell I was the class clown in school………my ass stayed in trouble (I put my parents through hell)! Everybody thought I was crazy but not my grandma used to always say, “Baby aint nothing wrong with you—your just misunderstood”! Hahahahhahha—thanks grandma! Crazy recognizes crazy!!!! I need a drink……anyway enjoy and thanks for reading!
And that’s why I favorite you, two crazy people on one site haha. I loved the comedy in here, omg the Karate thing killed me, and the “Dylan over there starts getting all crazy bald headed Brittany swinging the umbrella on me” hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahhaha sigh..can’t wait for next chapter
Yeah….there’s something definitely wrong with me hey I’ve just grown to accept it!!!!
LOL!! I needed that laugh and Jenny truly is from the pits of hell.
I like this crazy story
you write, loved the doll
rsrsrsrsrrsrsrss snow.
5 esctrelas.
OMG!!!! Funniest thing I have read in a long time!! Awesome!
Wednesday Adams is an angel compared to this whack job ! Hurry Santa Hurry Fast !
Enjoyed it, thanks. Class clown I believe it
This story is incredible hilarious! Put a big smile on my face!
ROTFLMAO!! This was more hilarious than watching Ace Ventura climb out of a rhino’s ass!
Thanks for starting off my Monday with a laugh Skunk!!
That was my favorite part of Ace Ventura too……hahahahahahhahahahahaahhaha!
Taking off my straight jacket as I speak…..there more where this came from!!! Stay Tuned! Thanks for reading!
That was so funny, I almo pee my pant lol