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Cabin Saints: Let’s Go Skiing
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“Again, don’t be go have fun with your friends and enjoy yourself by the way you look really nice.”
“Thanks, ”Alice smiles bashfully.
“Damn Tash I really wish you would change your mind, “Helena says trying to convince her to come.
Dylan tries to brush by her secretly.
“Oh, now just where in the hell are you going?”
“To the bar.”
“Dylan for what I haven’t even done anything!”
“No, but I need a drink just in case, ”Dylan says meeting both Max and Shane at the bar.
“I fucking love alcohol, “Max says smiling and trying not to drool over himself.
“Damn Max you’re slurring already.”
“I’m not slurring Dylan I’m just talking in cursive!”
“Awww shit that’s a good one, “Shane says giving Max a high five.
“Tina can you go and get the three Lindsey Lohan rejects from out the bar please, “Helena says almost begging.
“Hey you guys lets go.”
“Alright Tina were coming.”
“The van just pulled up!”
Everyone begins walking out of the door Helena was the last one to walk out.
“Uhmmm, hey Helena would it be okay if I use your gym?”
“Yes—-yes of course please make yourself at home.”
With that Helena runs out to the van and gets in and it drives off.
Tasha closes the door heads to the kitchen to clean up the dirty dishes.
On the drive to the ski resort Jenny kept shifting in her seat and it was irritating everyone else in the van.
“Jenny what is your problem stay still, “Tina says.
“I’m sorry Tina.”
“Sorry for what?”
“This, ”Jenny says and lets go of a fart so loud the tint on the van widows started to peel.
“Awwww shit,” Kit screams.
“Fuck my eyes are starting to burn ,”Bette yells blinking her eyes trying to push out the fart fumes.
When the smell hit the driver’s nose he started swerving, “OMG, why the hell does it smell like dumpster juice in here?”
“Jenny wtf did you shit on yourself, “Carmen asked.
“Fuck—–fuck—-somebody roll down a damn window, ”climbing over the seats Shane says trying to find the button.
“Damn that smells nasty, “Dylan says holding on to Helena for dear life.
Helena notices Max who was sitting right next to Jenny.
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If your following this story its not hard to tell I was the class clown in school………my ass stayed in trouble (I put my parents through hell)! Everybody thought I was crazy but not my grandma used to always say, “Baby aint nothing wrong with you—your just misunderstood”! Hahahahhahha—thanks grandma! Crazy recognizes crazy!!!! I need a drink……anyway enjoy and thanks for reading!
And that’s why I favorite you, two crazy people on one site haha. I loved the comedy in here, omg the Karate thing killed me, and the “Dylan over there starts getting all crazy bald headed Brittany swinging the umbrella on me” hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahhaha sigh..can’t wait for next chapter
Yeah….there’s something definitely wrong with me hey I’ve just grown to accept it!!!!
LOL!! I needed that laugh and Jenny truly is from the pits of hell.
I like this crazy story
you write, loved the doll
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5 esctrelas.
OMG!!!! Funniest thing I have read in a long time!! Awesome!
Wednesday Adams is an angel compared to this whack job ! Hurry Santa Hurry Fast !
Enjoyed it, thanks. Class clown I believe it
This story is incredible hilarious! Put a big smile on my face!
ROTFLMAO!! This was more hilarious than watching Ace Ventura climb out of a rhino’s ass!
Thanks for starting off my Monday with a laugh Skunk!!
That was my favorite part of Ace Ventura too……hahahahahahhahahahahaahhaha!
Taking off my straight jacket as I speak…..there more where this came from!!! Stay Tuned! Thanks for reading!
That was so funny, I almo pee my pant lol