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Cabin Saints: Let’s Go Skiing
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“Carmen my eye looks terrible and I think it would be a——–.”
“Tash your eye doesn’t look that bad.”
“I don’t know what Carmen is looking at but that shit looks worse than a dogs chew toy, “Jenny says.
“Jenny wtf!”
“What Carmen—–what did I say?”
“Tash you’re really not going, ”Shane says sounding disappointed too.
“No—-but hey you guys go and have a great time.”
“You’re me and Carmens guest were not going to leave you here by yourself!”
“Shane look there’s some football games coming on trust me I’ll be fine.”
“Wth you love to ski—–.”
“Uhmmm, excuse me who likes to ski,” Jenny asked.
“Tasha.”
Hearing Tashas name Jenny bust out in laughter.
“Jenny wtf is so damn funny, ”Bette says walking towards her.
“Tasha skiing.”
“I don’t get it?”
“Skis, cold weather, black peo——.”
“I swear if this wig I’m wearing wasn’t on so tight I would snatch it off and beat her ass with it, ”Kit yells.
“Jenny Satan called yeah he needs his horns and tail back, “Max says.
“Oh really Max—-really, well RuPaul called and—–.”
“I’m making me a damn drink to go, ”Max says walking off headed back to the bar.
“Okay look is the Hunchback of Notre Dame coming or not, “Jenny says in a disgusted tone.
“Hey you know what you ain’t going to be taking to more many jabs at my friend, “Carmen says.
“Your right Carmen, ”Jenny says, “My apologies Tasha I shouldn’t have referred to you as the Hunchback of Notre Dame I’m sorry.”
“Wow, thanks Jen that was really big of you.”
“Oh, not a problem Shane—- so has Quasimodo made up her mind yet?”
Shane disgusted walks off and heading to the kitchen. Seeing Shane walk off Carmen calls after her.
“Shane where are you going?”
“Joining Max and making me a fucking drink!”
Alice noticing how uncomfortable Tasha was walks up to her.
“So you’re really not going skiing with us?”
“No, I’m just going to hang out here you guys go and have some fun.”
“I just feel like I have ruined your vacation and—–.”
“I don’t see it like that things happen besides it will give me a chance to catch up on my sports.”
“I feel really bad about all of this.”
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If your following this story its not hard to tell I was the class clown in school………my ass stayed in trouble (I put my parents through hell)! Everybody thought I was crazy but not my grandma used to always say, “Baby aint nothing wrong with you—your just misunderstood”! Hahahahhahha—thanks grandma! Crazy recognizes crazy!!!! I need a drink……anyway enjoy and thanks for reading!
And that’s why I favorite you, two crazy people on one site haha. I loved the comedy in here, omg the Karate thing killed me, and the “Dylan over there starts getting all crazy bald headed Brittany swinging the umbrella on me” hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahhaha sigh..can’t wait for next chapter
Yeah….there’s something definitely wrong with me hey I’ve just grown to accept it!!!!
LOL!! I needed that laugh and Jenny truly is from the pits of hell.
I like this crazy story
you write, loved the doll
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5 esctrelas.
OMG!!!! Funniest thing I have read in a long time!! Awesome!
Wednesday Adams is an angel compared to this whack job ! Hurry Santa Hurry Fast !
Enjoyed it, thanks. Class clown I believe it
This story is incredible hilarious! Put a big smile on my face!
ROTFLMAO!! This was more hilarious than watching Ace Ventura climb out of a rhino’s ass!
Thanks for starting off my Monday with a laugh Skunk!!
That was my favorite part of Ace Ventura too……hahahahahahhahahahahaahhaha!
Taking off my straight jacket as I speak…..there more where this came from!!! Stay Tuned! Thanks for reading!
That was so funny, I almo pee my pant lol