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Cabin Saints: Let’s Go Skiing
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“Max—-don’t do it, don’t do it Max!”
Max had been holding in his breath the entire time and he couldn’t hold it any longer. His face was turning red and his eyes were damn near bugging out of his head. He finally releases his breath.
“Noooooooooooooooooo,”Helena screams out.
Max begins to cough uncontrollably.
“Shit—–it’s in my mouth——it’s in my fucking mouth, ”he screams.
“I told you not to open your mouth!”
“How in the hell else was I supposed to breath!”
“Everybody quick roll down a damn window like your life depended on it, “Helena yelled.
“Oh, you guys are over exaggerating, ”Jenny says reaching in her purse and begins filing her nails.
“Over exaggerating wtf well last time I checked Tasha served you a plate of pancakes and eggs not a bowl of shit, ”Kit yells and upset because the smell caused her eyeliner to run.
“It doesn’t smell that bad in all actuality it reminds me of the scent of love.”
“Scent of love more like the scent of—–The Walking Dead!”
When all the windows were finally rolled down everyone stuck there heads out grasping and trying to inhale fresh air. For them all this was going to one long ass ski trip!
When they all finally arrived for the most part they all had calmed down. Jenny on the other hand got out of the van skipping. Max, ran out of the van hoping to find a bottle of mouthwash.
It was extremely cold and there were people everywhere. They were ushered inside the main lodge to await for their ski instructor. Inside the lodge it was beautiful there was a massive fire going on but for some reason Helena was having a hard time trying to warm up. Tina notices Helena shaking and alerts Dylan.
“Helena OMG baby what’s wrong are you having a seizure, “Dylan says rushing to her side.
“No—no, Dylan I’m fine I’m just trying to keep warm.”
“Keep warm?”
“Yes,” Helena says.
“By bouncing your ass up and down?”
“I’m not bouncing Dylan.”
“Helena yes you are what the hell I’m staring right at you and so is everyone else can you please stop!”
“Dylan you’re over exaggerating nobody’s staring, “Helena says still bouncing her ass up and down.
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If your following this story its not hard to tell I was the class clown in school………my ass stayed in trouble (I put my parents through hell)! Everybody thought I was crazy but not my grandma used to always say, “Baby aint nothing wrong with you—your just misunderstood”! Hahahahhahha—thanks grandma! Crazy recognizes crazy!!!! I need a drink……anyway enjoy and thanks for reading!
And that’s why I favorite you, two crazy people on one site haha. I loved the comedy in here, omg the Karate thing killed me, and the “Dylan over there starts getting all crazy bald headed Brittany swinging the umbrella on me” hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahhaha sigh..can’t wait for next chapter
Yeah….there’s something definitely wrong with me hey I’ve just grown to accept it!!!!
LOL!! I needed that laugh and Jenny truly is from the pits of hell.
I like this crazy story
you write, loved the doll
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5 esctrelas.
OMG!!!! Funniest thing I have read in a long time!! Awesome!
Wednesday Adams is an angel compared to this whack job ! Hurry Santa Hurry Fast !
Enjoyed it, thanks. Class clown I believe it
This story is incredible hilarious! Put a big smile on my face!
ROTFLMAO!! This was more hilarious than watching Ace Ventura climb out of a rhino’s ass!
Thanks for starting off my Monday with a laugh Skunk!!
That was my favorite part of Ace Ventura too……hahahahahahhahahahahaahhaha!
Taking off my straight jacket as I speak…..there more where this came from!!! Stay Tuned! Thanks for reading!
That was so funny, I almo pee my pant lol