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Fix You…. Chapter 1
“I still don’t know what the hell she was talking about this morning. Kite’s and gummy bears? She’s only been back four hours and already I want to send her to the closest loony bin.” Alice half-joked.
“Be thankful she has finally stopped talking about carnivals.” Shane said. The two friends continued to laugh and joke good naturedly about the quirky writer while eating their lunch.
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“Okay Dana. Looks like you’re ready to get out of here. The nurse will be in right behind me with some paperwork and then you’re free!”
Dana thanked the doctor. Once she’d filled out the necessary forms she changed out of the hospital gown and back into her clothes. Soon, Dana was making her way down the hospital hallways in the wheelchair that was hospital policy for overnight guests. Due to the immense trauma she’d suffered only three months ago after being struck by a car when the driver had failed to stop at a red light while Dana as crossing the street during her evening jog, Dana had been forced to spend the night in the hospital so doctors could check to make sure that her internal organs hadn’t been re-injured from her fall down the flight of stairs.
Dana was jolted from her thoughts when she realized she was outside the hospital and the male nurse who had been pushing her was talking to her.
“The cab’s waiting for you if you’re ready Miss Fairbanks.”
With his help Dana limped to the cab and settled into the backseat before giving the driver the name of the hotel where she was staying.
Before long the driver had pulled in front of the lobby doors and Dana passed him some bills. Dana slowly made her way inside and up to her room. Closing the door to her suite, Dana crossed to her bed and sank down onto it gratefully. How she hated hospitals. Between the pitying looks, smell, and food she’d been subjected to during her stay in NYC’s County General, Dana hoped to never set foot in another hospital again.
After about fifteen minutes Dana grabbed her purse to rifle though it for her phone. Finding it at last, Dana was about to check her voicemail when she realized the battery had fallen off. Again she rifled through her purse but upon finding her battery let out a groan of frustration.
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(31 votes, average: 4.23 out of 5)
PICKLES O.o Hahahahahaha Thats a good one LOL and this one ‘Alice said something about Dana having had better been run over by a herd of Hippos.’ OMFG! You’re hilarious! Please post another instalment very soon!
LMFAO Alice Pickles!! Girl,that was totally funny!! Cant wait for the next update!!! Awsome job!!
“She was really not excited to talk to the woman who had called her a buttplug.” lol that was so funny! glad you had a good trip – i’m working on an update at the minute so hopefully there’ll be one ready soon! that was a great chapter – can’t wait to find out what happens when Alice and Dana finally meet up! :)
OMG I was sure I was going to die from laughter on the whole Ms. Pickles part, that was an awsome chapter. Poor Dana has it rough, first the car then the stairs, lol thanks for the post, looking forward to the next chapter!
It sounds like Dana’s 5 hour plane ride with her legs aching and her Mom ending her one sided conversation, is something that you recently went through ? Is that the experience you referred to in your comment? LOL! Very funny stuff with Alice Pickles and the jab at Jenny boring Gabby to death with a story about flashlight and a zebra, made me crack up! Keep up the great work.
great story so far. i like where its going. its weird to think of none of them knowing dana. but you are portraying their characters really well.
oh my god! i don’t think i’ve ever laughed that hard reading a fanfic before! alice pickles?! run over by a hippo?! buttplug?! hilarious!!! the whole chapter was great, not just the humor! looking forward to the journey you have in store for us.
LMAO….this is so funny, really hilarious :o)) But it would be great if there were more with B&T.
I’m still LMFAO. Miss Pickles. Would that be dill, sweet, or butter? On the Jenny front, just remember there’s a fine line between parody and scorn, (not that I personally mind if you cross that line). And the thing with Alice and the animals…OMG, you are on a roll! What did they feed you in that mysterious third world country with no internet access? Update soon!
I feel as though everyone’s hit on what I wanted to say, please keep this alive it’s totally awesome!! Loving it…cheers!
This is great! Funny stuff about Jenny…and the Pickles…this is great…Can’t wait for more!
I love this story! Brilliant part, can’t wait till they meet. PLLLLLLLLLLEASE post soon! :)