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    I Fall Behind pt.11

    “How much does this goop cost anyway? You know, in
    case I wanted to have a glass someday,” Bette asked casually. After Kit
    told her, Bette beamed at her sister and went back to their table.

    “Here, Tina. It’s 6 dollars 30 cents.”

    Tina looked at her strangely, but retreived money
    from her purse. Alice stared pointedly at Bette and mouthed “What
    the *****?” Bette just shrugged, as if to say, what did I do?

    After handing Bette the money, Tina took a sip and scowled. Bette saw it and hid her smile.

    “Bette, Tina was just telling us about your date last night…” Alice started.

    Bette pretended to be intent on spreading jam on her bagel and didn’t comment. Tina shook her head at Alice.

    “… and she said you were very nice.”Alice finished
    lamely. She scowled at Tina, who smiled gratefully. Alice wondered why
    she wasn’t even allowed to rib Bette a little bit. Was the date that
    bad? But why were they having breakfast together? Maybe it went very well.
    Alice’s eyes narrowed and looked consideringly between Bette’s bowed
    head and Tina’s doting gaze. What was this? And why was Tina on a
    second date with Bette anyway? And what was with the interrogation
    yesterday? The details of the past two days were suddenly catching up
    to Alice. Without Dana stripping to distract her, Alice was swiftly
    piecing together the facts.

    “I bet you guys had a great time.” Shane added, without a trace of innuendo.

    “Yeah.” Dana piped up. “Doesn’t Bette tell the most
    interesting stories? Did she tell you about the time she got lost in a
    Hong Kong night market? Candace spent three hours looking for her… Uh
    oh…” Dana wanted to bite her tongue. She couldn’t believe she just
    said the C-word, the word that caused Bette’s face to fall and Alice’s
    foot to collide with her shin.

    “No, she didn’t tell me about that,” Tina answered
    smoothly. She noticed that Bette had let her bread fall on her plate
    and realized that Candace must be the woman that Alice merely refered
    to as “She Who Must Not Be Named”.

    Comments

    1. im haviang so much fun with this story. the way you describe bette and tina especially. i couldl just see bette, panting trying not to have a panic attack. lmao thanks

    2. i don’t know what drew me to read your story, but i have and all of them in one shot… bloody brillant, very funny. One quick question ( if you wish), where does 7pm come from? Looking forward to the ensuing chapters…shortly?!! Hopefully.

    3. At this point in time this is such a great story to wake up to..fun,light,comical, you write this change in characters so well…I’m trying to avoid all the bs that I know will follow with errr tina being a….bu t until then pls post soon…tks

    4. Bette, Dr.Techie says: pop a Xanax before your date tonight…and lean back, lean back. This anxiety disorder thing seems to be working for her, though. She’s managed to captivate Weho’s most famous courtesan, and it makes for an amusing read for the rest of us. Thanks for starting my day off on a comical note! BTW – I’ll have the meatlover’s breakfast with coffee and orange juice. You can hold that vegan shake for the next person. Thanks!

    5. Hi all! I’m sorry I couldn’t post the next chapter sooner. I’m too drunk right now to write anything, except this comment. I don’t drink often so 3 beers kinda hit me hard.7 pm came from what time it was when i registered to the forum :) fitting coz i was obsessed with 7 of 9 once upon a time.

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