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THANKSGIVING FROM helL
All the guilty parties suddenly felt a little ashamed for being called out by a woman who was once considered to be an evil bitch. No apologies were uttered, but everyone calmed down and continued to eat.
"So, Tina, how’s the studio?" Helena asked, hoping to start some sort of conversation.
"The usual. One bad script after another with a good one here and there," Tina replied then looked in Helena’s direction, but was actually looking at Bette who was next to Helena. "It…it’s not the same without you." Helena quickly looked to where Tina’s gaze fell and knew she wasn’t just talking about work but also the absence of Bette in her life.
"I see," Helena said and raised an eyebrow to Tina which Tina chose to ignore and concentrate on her food.
"What about you, Alice?" Bette asked.
"Huh? Oh, yeah, work is the same old crap. Pain the ass boss," Alice said and popped another pill and washed it down with her wine. Bette frowned.
"I hear that," Max said. "My boss seems to think I can just pull code outta my butt like it’s nothing…"
"Carmen, I’m sorry," Shane quickly interrupted and all eyes fell on her. Carmen slowly looked up to meet Shane’s eyes.
"Shane…" Carmen started.
"No, really I’m sorry," Shane interrupted again. "I shouldn’t have just taken off like that. I shouldn’t have listened to my father. Hell, I shouldn’t have even proposed to you! I was just so afraid of losing someone else after Dana…I…I’m sorry." Shane took off toward the bathroom, wiping her eyes. Jenny started to get up to follow her but Carmen stopped her.
"Let me. It’s time I heard her out." Carmen excused herself then took off to find Shane.
Everyone looked at each other for the first time feeling totally helpless. Angelica’s baby noises cut through the silence and everyone looked at her and smiled, even Alice who had started crying a bit at the mention of Dana’s name. Angelica reached over to Kit’s plate, picked up a cooked carrot and offered it to her Earth Mother. Alice smiled again and took it and everyone looked back to their plates to resume eating.
What no one else saw, however, except for Tina who had taken another glance at her daughter, was Angelica had taken another carrot she had stolen earlier and for a reason she herself probably didn’t know, decided to chuck it at Bette’s head.
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That definately was the lesbian episode of Jerry Springer. I can imagine all of them throwing food at each other… and Max’s comments about Jenny was so on point. If only IC had a sense of humor and instead of this being S4 we’d get a treat in January and will premier the REAL S3. Since she has no heart, no writing style or sense of humor, we’ll have to sit through another gut-wrenching, poorly written episodes, BETTY, lack of character development and stolen story lines from Queer as Folk.
ok roflmao that was sooooooooo funny and yet sooooooooo good, i loved the sharmen in it and the fact they worked it out I can only hope it turns out that way on the show … i loved this fic and i think you should keep going with it it was written so well and i thought you captured all of the characters perfectly . I loved it and couldnt stop smiling while i red it way to go and please keep it up …
Lament that was a hoot. I could actually see this happening. It reminds me of the good times in season 1. Tina is the only one who knows for sure that it was Angelica that started all the mayhem. Kudos to Kit for attempting to get her family back on the same page.
I LOVED this. Great story; too funny…i wish there was more! lol =)
You gotta love Angelica 8-)
Lamant… that was so good… i could see it happening… loved tina’s thinking… and also loved meeting you…
Lamentamini, I’ve always been a silent reader of your stories. This time, though, I couldn’t help but say something. This was hilarious to me! We could only hope that S4 would turn out like this!!! Great job and can’t wait for the next installment of this and Milestones.
I’m glad people enjoyed this. I had to go back and fix some glaring typos and also to leave a comment of my own. When I read this all the way through just now, I realized how wrong it was for Max to throw ham at Jenny with her being Jewish and all. LMFAO
O.o food fight..lol…when you mentioned Jerry I thought you’re going to have a “Who’s your daddy?” kind of theme lmao..I’m sure the ham incident will not be use against you in anyway:) This was fun. Thanks!
“Rating Disabled By Author”? What!? Well, I’m gonna give you five stars anyway. * * * * * (Heh, way to beat the system, bum. Way to beat the system [pats herself on the back])
thanks for another treat, it was funny and said and left me with hope for a better tomorrow…
Great story. You did a fantastic job at conveying the pain and loss Shane feels because of the incident in Canada. It was good to clear the air between Carmen and Shane, finally Carmen knows why Shane did what she did and they could move on from that mistake. (I’m a Sharmen fan, can you tell? LOL) I even liked some of the non-Sharmen lines and tidbits, like Bette and Tina’s thoughts as Kit said grace, or Kit admitting that she was throwing food too. Awesome dinner!
lol…Lament where do you get this stuff from? Well written I must say and I hope it leads to a real conversation between Bette & Tina. That whole table had some issues (even Angelica…lol)
Bringing up the rear here! Great story, as always, Lament! Yeah–I couldn’t believe that ham was thrown at Jenny, either! lol Loved the dialogue, which remained true to the characters. Love that Angelica for being such an accurate pitcher! Maybe she’ll play softball one day! Sorry I’m reading this so late–hope you decide to do a Christmas update!
That was so fucking funny and love it!
ohh, this was so hilarious.. Thanks for posting. LOL at Bette and Tina’s thoughts when Kit was saying grace, somehow they were still on the same page, in a weird way =))
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