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    The Promise

    Tina: Mmmm this is great baby….I love you so much.

    She wrapped her arms around Bette who lie quietly in between her legs.

    Bette: Anything for you baby.

    Tina: So how do you think Mission Impossible Three is going?

    Bette: They should be in phase three by now but If I know Alice….

    Shane pushed her right ear against the brick wall to turn off the wireless earpiece to her cell phone. She then pressed her left ear against the rusty pipe next to her head to turn on the earpiece that was connected to the walkie talkie in her camel pack. She took a sip from the cool water strapped to her back and wiped her forehead on her shoulder.

    Shane: Tweedle Dee to Tweedle Dumb

    Dash: Whos supposed to be Tweedle dumb ?

    Shane winced at the booming voice over the earpiece.

    Shane: Whoever answered first…you have to throw me that ***** rope my arms are shaking…shes been in the tub for like half an hour.

    James: This is ground control to Major Tom! We are behind schedule. We dont have time for the rope now get her out of the tub now! Dash… go get Johnny Boy in Place.

    Shane adjusted her arms that kept her clinging to the drainage pipe outside Alices bathroom window. She had climbed in and out of the bathroom window while Alice went to retrieve her package.

    Alice was snapped out of her tranquil state by the ringing of the phone.

    Alice: Mmmm yes dear?

    Shane: Uhm…hey..love…you …uh…mmph…I know you look Pretty in Pink, but you should get out of the tub before you prune.

    Alice: Mmmm no, Im waiting for you to join me.

    Shane: Al get out the ***** tub now!

    Alice: Okay …damn whats crawled up your *****?

    Shane: A thirty foot pipe, now go to your room.

    Alice walked to her room and found a plush white bathrobe spread out on the bed.

    Alice: Awww thanks baby….whered you get this?

    Shane: Uhm …Beverly Hills?

    Alice: You went to Beverly Hills to get me a bathrobe?

    Shane: I can see youre not catching on….Ill have to turn things up a bit.

    There was a knock at the door.

    Comments

    1. Yes, Shane is so… ? Romantic ? Yes (à sa façon). Love Alice and Shane.
      Oh, does Bette says to tina about Mission Impossible 1 & 2 ? Happy to seee them like this.. lovers.
      Another great chapter.

    2. Hey! waking up to these fics is one of my fave parts of the day, especially if ur chapters are up there! this one was soo funny and romantic, i love how u have potrayed James that is too funny!!

    3. This was pure genius! I absolutely loved every moment of it, especially: “James stood on the roof tugging at his ski mask as he turned on the lights and lit the candles. He then sat on the floor and cried as he started what should have been his easiest task…blowing up the raft.” I let out the biggest guffaw and almost cried myself…too funny. Man, this chapter cracked me my ass up, but also appealed to my sensi side. Thanks!

    4. ‘army issued thermal wear’ That was just too funny as I imagined the “mission”. Bette can be so evil!!!! Great story. I’m still waiting for Saturday?!?

    5. Wow, that was an awesome chapter and thank you so much…. had an awful ballet class this morning at your story made my day so much better. I laughed out loud and also shed a few tears… I’m the soppy kind! ha ha Thanks again! :)

    6. Alice: I thought you don’t celebrate Valentine’s day?

      Shane: I don’t….I’m celebrating you.
      f*cking brilliant! you write shane and al so well. thanks so much for this story!

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