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The Promise
Shane: Youre full of *****….Al what would you be doing right now If I wasnt doing this?
Alice: I dont know watching a…..Oh My God!
Shane: Give the girl a prize, she finally has a clue.
Alice: Wait okay so were doing movies as a theme…I got Say Anything and you keep saying Practical Magic….hmmm okay the bathtub…you said it was supposed to be red so….Ha! American Beauty These are movies weve watched together…but how do you know this stuff, youve fallen asleep during everyone except for Say Anything.
Shane: Lets just say I did my homework.
Alice: Meaning?
Shane: Meaning I sat down and watched all those stupid chick flicks again…
Alice covered her mouth and laughed.
Alice: And see you could have saved time by watching them the first time.
Alice heard something buzzing on Shanes end of the phone.
Alice: What was that?
Shane: Nothing…turn off the music and go to your bedroom.
Alice walked to the bedroom, as James closed the window. He landed on the fire escape and started the climb up to the roof with a whimper as he tried to adjust his ski mask that left him swimming in his own sweat.
@}~~~~~
James looked up at the six flights he had left to climb. When he turned on his radio.
James: Hey Ringo?
Dash: Uhm…yes Yoko?
James: Im not Yoko…if anything Id be Paul…I would last a lifetime…
Dash: Yeah, yeah, what do you want?
James: If I dont make it through this….you can have my collection of Star Wars figurines theyre worth a lot of money.
Dash: Dont talk like that..
James: I know, I know, Ill make it through this mission…but just in case..
Dash: No dont talk like that cause I dont want to be stuck with your stupid dolls!
James: Theyre figurines! And Theyre worth money…
Dash: Youre such a queen.
@}~~~~~
Alice walked into her room to see candles lit on her dresser. She walked over to see a small purple silk pillow with a gold key hanging form a large hoop earring. She shook her head and blushed.
Alice: So you didnt like Purple Rain either?
Shane: No…I like it…I think Prince is badass…
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(25 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)
That was great..so romantic, sexy and funny. Wonderful writing!!!!
I laughed so hard I think I tore my Pu*** muscle..hee hee.. that was simply genius.. thank for the tiny crumbs.. looking for more.
Yes, Shane is so… ? Romantic ? Yes (à sa façon). Love Alice and Shane.
Oh, does Bette says to tina about Mission Impossible 1 & 2 ? Happy to seee them like this.. lovers.
Another great chapter.
WOW! I found myself laughing out loud several times, which doesn’t happen too often when I’m reading. So well done..absolutley one of my favorites so far!
Hey! waking up to these fics is one of my fave parts of the day, especially if ur chapters are up there! this one was soo funny and romantic, i love how u have potrayed James that is too funny!!
Loved each word thanks
This was pure genius! I absolutely loved every moment of it, especially: “James stood on the roof tugging at his ski mask as he turned on the lights and lit the candles. He then sat on the floor and cried as he started what should have been his easiest task…blowing up the raft.” I let out the biggest guffaw and almost cried myself…too funny. Man, this chapter cracked me my ass up, but also appealed to my sensi side. Thanks!
‘army issued thermal wear’ That was just too funny as I imagined the “mission”. Bette can be so evil!!!! Great story. I’m still waiting for Saturday?!?
What a Valentine’s Day!!!
Wow, that was an awesome chapter and thank you so much…. had an awful ballet class this morning at your story made my day so much better. I laughed out loud and also shed a few tears… I’m the soppy kind! ha ha Thanks again! :)
Alice: I thought you don’t celebrate Valentine’s day?
Shane: I don’t….I’m celebrating you.
f*cking brilliant! you write shane and al so well. thanks so much for this story!
That was awsome. Great valentin story with lost of funny thing. Totally loved it.
That hot and so romantic, post soon. Thank you!