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The Tibette Collection – How Many Kisses in a Day???? – Part 1

“I know my love.” Bette kissed Tina’s cheek. “I’ve always loved that fact that you feel safe in my arms.”
“I do hon, I do.” Tina kissed her wife too. “And I kissed you when I woke up for letting me doze for a bit.”
“So 30.”
“Then we kissed when we left the living room. And I gave you a kiss when I was brushing my hair. And after I brushed my teeth.”
“Up to 33.”
“And then…”
“And then?” Bette quirked her eyebrow knowing what was coming next.
“Well we got all comfy in bed and….”
“And?”
“And we got really up close. Really up close.” Tina rubbed her hand over Bette’s right knee and gave her wife her signature sexy smile.
“Focus Kennard. Focus.”
“I’ll remind you of that tonight Mrs. Focus.” Tina chuckled. “Okay, so we kissed and then kissed some more and then some more.”
“Okay, Mrs. More.” Bette chuckled herself. “How many kisses in our love fest last night?”
“At least 20 – 25.”
“Let’s split the difference and say 22. 11 each. Cool?”
“Cool Porter.” Tina grinned. “So totals hon?”
“Let’s do the quick math.” Bette looks down at her notes and adds up the list. “Looks like 55.”
“Round up and decide on 60.”
“Agreed.” Bette glances at her wife. “So that totals to 152 a day on average.”
“But that’s just a day when Angie’s home.” Tina points out. “What about when we’re kid less for the day?”
“So to make it easy, how about we say 160 average a day?”
“That works.”
“Okay, so now the calculation of all the days we’re been together since we had that fateful first kiss.”
“Okay Yalie, do the math.” Tina grinned at her wife.
“Ha, ha Kennard.” Bette makes a few more notes. “Let’s do this babe.”
Tina looks over her wife’s arms and regards her notes.
“So it’s 2014 and we’ve been together since 1996.” Bette does that math. “That’s 18 years.”
“Minus the 3 we were apart.”
“Yeah, well, we may not have kissed every day in those years, but we still kissed some days. And some more than others.”
“So,” Tina’s did a quick assessment too. “How about for those years we assign 10 per day for those years?”
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This was fantastic!
Needed some happiness and fluffiness!!!
Thank you for brighten up my day!
Hi Bibi,
You’re first on the comment trail today!!
Thanks for the brightening my day too!!!!
Glad you enjoyed it!!!
Continue to stay safe my friend.
Collins
This is a very sweet story. And really needed. Love their banter. Heavy sigh!
Hey Billy,
This story actually stemmed from a scene I was going to include in another short story. This was marked to be just a paragraph in that story & then I thought – ‘this could be more than just a couple of sentences’.
So I flushed it out more & tried to give it a light, funny side.
Thanks for reaching out.
Enjoy the weekend.
Collins
Cute story…. they fit so well together….. so sweet.
Thanks.
Hi Martha,
Thank you for your kind words.
More short stories to come.
It means a lot to me.
Enjoy your weekend.
Collins
Cute story but I am wondering what the ROD kiss meter will look like!
Hey Jane,
I looked it up – a number less than zero is called – NEGATIVE INTEGERS!!!!!!!!!
Like zero, zilch, zippo, none – 00000000000000000000000 to the edh degree!!!!!!!!!!!!
I KNOW i won’t be EVER writing that story!!!!!!
Thanks for reaching out & glad you enjoyed the story.
Collins
That was funny and cute! Much needed fluff, Collins. Thank you for that, I’m looking forward to the next gem of your collection.
Hi K,
So glad you thought the story was good. Just kinda flowed & before I knew it, there it was.
Have a 2 part story on the board for the next time.
Thanks a bunch & keep safe.
Collins
Ah, sweet chapter. Thanks Collins for making our day seem a little bit brighter. We can all breathe a little easier knowing writers like you will give us hope!!
Love how they tease each other – just great.
Thanks
Hey Kira,
Happy to know I helped make your day a little better.
We have some really great writers posting right now & all the stories are so rich with telling great Tibette stories.
They do interact so well together.
Thanks & look forward to see you on the next post.
Collins
Just what the Doctor ordered!!
SG
Hey SG,
The doctors are very busy right now, but I will gladly fill in when I can to bring some joy & fun to the site.
Glad you enjoyed it – those kisses just keep adding up!!!!
Take care of yourself over your way.
Thanks so much.
Collins
Thank-you for the sweet kissing story.
Hi Cathy,
Thanks for reaching out. There are so many little bits of info about this fabulous couple to compose stories about.
Glad you enjoyed it & be ready for more to come.
Happy Holidays.
Collins
Just the pick me up I needed! Thanks!
HIya Sharon,
Thanks for commenting. We all need little pick me ups to brighten our days & get a brief reprieve from all the stress & gloom somedays.
Working on a 2 part short story now.
Thanks again & take care.
Collins
Geezers! How’d you come up with this cute diddy?!!! We knew the challenge was on once Bette read that someone else claimed to love kissing their spouse more than she!!! She wasnt havin’ it!
Hey D,
As I mentioned, the idea for this was just a little explanation inside another short story & it just took off & developed a life of its own.
Bette is never one to back away from any challenge!!!
Glad to enjoyed it!!!
Collins
This was awesome. Just what we needed this week!!!!
I like the logical Bette, the way she thinks. And Tina just loves to tease her & get her going.
But Bette always has to be the best, no matter what the challenge.
Thanks for this, really liked it.
Hey JW,
Just a little pick me up to brighten the day & ease the disappointment of the GQ news.
Bette can never allow herself to be bested in anything, especially the love department!!!
And Tina comes through in the end with the final solution to get the total numbers they need!!
Thanks for your support.
Collins
I think some kisses can count more than others. For example – Shebar kiss – i think it can be count as thousands of usual kisses)
Hey Z,
You make an excellent point about others counting for more than others!!!
So true.
And these 2 certainly had memorable kisses in OG!!!!!!
Thanks for reading.
Have a great week.
Collins