“Wait, so you want to get back together with her?”

“Do you ever take a shit and think about putting it back in your ass?” Her response caused Williams to laugh.

“Well it’s about time I knew she was no good and couldn’t be trusted when I first met her.”

“You did?”

“Yup, for starters her makeup didn’t match her neck.”

“Who you telling I used to hate kissing her neck it always left my mouth tasting like pancake batter.”

“I remember you bought her to Stacy’s BBQ birthday get together everyone was outside and I had to inside to get some more ice. I’m coming through the kitchen and there she is at the sink washing dishes, from that day on I knew she couldn’t be trusted.”

“You didn’t trust her because she was washing dishes?”

“Oh, yeah you can tell a lot about a person from the way they wash dishes.”

“Really, oh please enlighten me!”

“Never trust a chick who washes paper plates.”

“You’re crazy, “she says laughing out loud, “But yeah that was definitely a red flag and I missed them all.”

“Hey well you live and you learn.”

“Oh, hey look there’s some seats available in the back.”

“After you, “following behind her they take their seats and await for the meeting to begin.

Master Chief McCutcheon walking in scans the room for a decent seat. Finding one near the middle she takes a seat removing the notepad she carried for notes. As she sat something caught her attention forcing her to rise slowly out of her seat. Walking towards the direction she could have sworn she was seeing things but as she got closer her suspensions were confirmed.

“Owwwwwwwww, what in the hell!” Lieutenant Piezsecki yells turning around.

“Shane!?”

“Shane, “she says mimicking her voice sarcastically.

“What the hell are you doing here!?”

“I should be asking you that especially since I just spoke with you two days ago!”

“I told you I was going on deployment and you told me the same!”

“Yeah, but you didn’t say what ship you were going to be on!”

“And neither did you!”

“You didn’t have to pull my hair you know how did you know it was me anyway?”

“I recognize that ball of tumbleweed you call a bun anywhere.”