“Oh, yeah your one to talk with that crows nest you call hair.”

“Hey don’t talk about my hair!”

“Well, don’t talk about mines!” They stare at each other before smiling then giving each other a hug.

“So, have you met your crew yet?”

“Yeah, “she says dryly.

“Why did you say it like that you sound disappointed?”

“No, no it’s not that it’s just we haven’t even left pier side and I already I had to give them relationship advice.”

“Oh no.”

“Oh no? What the hell is oh no supposed to mean?”

“What did you tell those poor young girls?”

“Nothing, I just gave them some advice on how to tell if someone is really into you and about cheating.”

“You gave them like relationship advice?”

“Yup.”

“Like what?”

“Like I told them it’s not cheating if you cheat once a month that’s only 12 out of 365 days in the year which means you are still being faithful 97% of the time so technically speaking that’s still an A+.”

“Wow, say you didn’t?”

“Look, I just basically gave them the answers to ensure a successful yet vibrant life that’s all.”

“I rather bungee jump with no bungee for asking this but just what were your answers Shane, “she ask sarcastically.

“It’s simple really, okay look always drink water, take good care of your vagina, love life, go on adventures, do whatever you want to, don’t be a stupid chick, be a smart passionate chick, be kind to people, stay away from douchebags, and to always remember we can die at any moment so always have sex on the first date.” After she finished she noticed she stepped away from her looking worriedly at the ceiling.

“Why did you step away like that?”

“Oh no reason I just didn’t want to get struck by lightning.” Shane gives her the finger.

“Yeah, yeah I love you too now come on and let’s find us some good seats.”

“Have you heard anything about our captain yet?”

“Other than she’s a hard ass……..nope.”

Glancing around the room Lieutenant Fairbanks anxiously looked for an empty seat. When she finally found one she quickly made her way over hoping no one would get to it before her. Holding her hands close in front of her she weaved in and out between the chairs until she finally reached the seat.