“Excuse me is this seat taken, “she asked when the women turned her head she felt like her heart was going to jump out of her chest, “OMG Tina! Tina Kennard!?”

“Dana!?”

“Yeah it’s me!?” Commander Kennard says standing to her feet welcoming her into a hug.

“It is a small world what are you doing here!?”

“I’m the Chaplin here on board and I see the insignia on your collar congratulations on the promotion!”

“Thanks, “she says staring at her smiling, “It was a lot of hard work but hey I finally made it happen.”

“Wow, you look really good, “she says pointing at her when she did that’s when she noticed the tips of all her fingertips were bandaged.

“Uh, Dane what happened to your fingers?”

“Oh, this I had a freak accident involving a Chinese Finger Trap but no worries I’m all better.”

“Yeah, I see, “she says sarcastically, “Uh wait is that Slidey Butt Sauce on your fingers?”

“Yup, how did you know?”

“Bette and I used to use it every time we played “Smashing Pissers.”

“Smashing Pissers never heard of it what type of game is that?”

“Uh it’s when two women get in a—–, “forgetting how naïve she could be she had to think quickly on her feet, “Uh, it’s a board game which I am sure you and your future girlfriend will enjoy.”

“I can’t wait to play it I love board games, “she says smiling but completing missing the point, “Speaking of which how is Bette?”

“Unfortunately as of four months ago we’re no longer together.”

“OMG, “she says covering her mouth with her hands in shock, “No say it isn’t so!?”

“I’m afraid so we just couldn’t make it work.”

“But you’re Bette and Tina!”

“Yeah I know.”

“No I don’t think you understand you guys are Bette and Tina, “she says looking at her with a serious expression on her face trying to stress her point, “You’re like peanut butter and jelly you guys just go together.”

“Uh, well not anymore.”

“This is like the worse news ever!”

“Dane, relax I’m over it and——–.”

“This is worse than Thomas J getting strung by all those bees and dying on that movie My Girl!”

“Dane it’s not—–.”