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    What If – 14 (A)

    Story written on December 27, 2017 by SkunkPU80.
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    Samuel: [confused] Uh, sorry I do not follow. Bette: [sighing in frustration] The reason you were late those three times is because of your girlfriend. Samuel: Wait, how did you know? Bette: [leaning back on her seat] My dear, young, sweet little Leech you—–. Samuel: [cutting her off] I thought you named me Screech? Bette:

    Samuel: [confused] Uh, sorry I do not follow.

    Bette: [sighing in frustration] The reason you were late those three times is because of your girlfriend.

    Samuel: Wait, how did you know?

    Bette: [leaning back on her seat] My dear, young, sweet little Leech you—–.

    Samuel: [cutting her off] I thought you named me Screech?

    Bette: Leech…Screech it’s the same thing, besides I am a woman I know these things.

    Samuel: [looking around cautiously eventually takes a seat next to her] You have no idea she drives me freaking insane! Like today, I text telling her I stood by a couple and it reminded me of you and you know what she text me back?

    Bette: No, but I bet you’re going to tell me.

    Samuel: I stood by some dog poop today and it reminded me of you.

    Bette: Sounds like she doesn’t like you very much.

    Samuel: See, and that’s what I don’t get I’m a really fantastic guy!

    Bette: [turning her head at different angles stares at him] I’m not seeing it.

    Samuel: Are you serious?

    Bette: Very.

    Samuel: I do everything for her, I cook, clean, pamper her, suck her toes anything she wants!

    Bette: Oh, see that’s the problem right there you’re too soft.

    Samuel: [defensively] I am not!

    Bette: You’re softer than Drake singing the lead in a little orphan Annie musical.

    Samuel: Hey, I will have you know I am far from soft, okay!

    Bette: I picked up on it as soon as you opened your mouth.

    Samuel: I am quite the opposite [he says nervously pausing before continuing] honestly I’m more evil than I am soft!

    Bette: [sarcastically] Evil really?

    Samuel: I am [his voice squeaked as he struggled to make his point] so full of darkness, I feed of the souls of the living striking fear into—-.

    Bette: [cutting him off she heard enough] You sleep with a teddy bear don’t you?

    Samuel: [not wanting to admit defeat] He’s my second in command in my army of darkness!

    Bette: [shakes her head in shame]

    Samuel: OMG! You’re right I am soft!

    Bette: Like a tootsie roll fruit cup. [she says before biting into her wrap]

    Samuel: Okay, so what do I do?

    Bette: What, do you mean what do you do!?

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    1. Hi Skunk:

      Very nice chapter, poor Bette, opening her mouth before using her brain, not a good thing to do.
      Tasha has many possibilities, but she wants to make things work with Alice.
      Wow, Dana was caught with her hands in the cookie jar; she and Alice are at a crossroad let’s see where they’ll go.
      Thanks so much for this nice and funny chapter, I’ll read the update.

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