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What If – 14 (A)
Bette: I thought it was too early to drink alcohol?
Samuel: [defensively] I have bad nerves.
Bette: [turning her attention back to the sex infused couple] Next question.
Samuel: [returning to his clipboard] Have you noticed anything suspicious?
Bette: I just paid $18.00 [she says holding up her food] for a veggie avocado wrap and coke let’s start with that.
Samuel: Moving right along, ah yes looks like we made it to the last question—–.
Bette: It better be.
Samuel: Is there anything you can suggest we can do to enhance your experience with us today?
Bette: You can start by locating my missing luggage.
Samuel: Oh, yes of course I’m sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused would you happen to know the airline and flight number?
Bette: American, flight 1547.
Samuel: And the date?
Bette: [shifting her attention to the arriving flights screen] August 28, 1992.
Samuel: [writing down the information pauses then stares up at her] Wait, 1992?
Bette: [standing to her feet] Exactly, this airport has sucked ass since 1992!
Samuel: Wait, are you leaving?
Bette: My wife just landed.
Samuel: [holding his hands out in front of him] Wait, you can’t leave yet!
Bette: [throwing her purse over her shoulder then placing both her hands on her hip] Come here Screech.
Samuel: [takes a small step closer]
Bette: Closer.
Samuel: [the tone in her voice made him feel uncomfortable] I don’t think I want to.
Bette: I promise, I won’t bite.
Samuel: You’ve been teething from the moment I met you.
Bette: [raising her voice] NOW!
Samuel: [takes a deep gulp before doing what he was told]
Bette: Now, that you’re close enough I want you to hear something.
Samuel: [voice trembled as he spoke] What is that sound?
Bette: So, you heard it?
Samuel: Yes, but what is it?
Bette: [cutting him off] You snapping my last nerve now get out of my way.
Samuel: Sorry, I wasn’t trying to hold you up I just thought you like to see who the couple making out was, they’ve finally been forced to stop by airport security.
Bette: [quickly turning her head in that direction subconsciously her mouth fell opened from shock]
Samuel: [smirks at her expression]
Bette: I’ll be damned!
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Hi Skunk:
Very nice chapter, poor Bette, opening her mouth before using her brain, not a good thing to do.
Tasha has many possibilities, but she wants to make things work with Alice.
Wow, Dana was caught with her hands in the cookie jar; she and Alice are at a crossroad let’s see where they’ll go.
Thanks so much for this nice and funny chapter, I’ll read the update.
P