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    What If – 14 (A)

    Bette: I thought it was too early to drink alcohol?

    Samuel: [defensively] I have bad nerves.

    Bette: [turning her attention back to the sex infused couple] Next question.

    Samuel: [returning to his clipboard] Have you noticed anything suspicious?

    Bette: I just paid $18.00 [she says holding up her food] for a veggie avocado wrap and coke let’s start with that.

    Samuel: Moving right along, ah yes looks like we made it to the last question—–.

    Bette: It better be.

    Samuel: Is there anything you can suggest we can do to enhance your experience with us today?

    Bette: You can start by locating my missing luggage.

    Samuel: Oh, yes of course I’m sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused would you happen to know the airline and flight number?

    Bette: American, flight 1547.

    Samuel: And the date?

    Bette: [shifting her attention to the arriving flights screen] August 28, 1992.

    Samuel: [writing down the information pauses then stares up at her] Wait, 1992?

    Bette: [standing to her feet] Exactly, this airport has sucked ass since 1992!

    Samuel: Wait, are you leaving?

    Bette: My wife just landed.

    Samuel: [holding his hands out in front of him] Wait, you can’t leave yet!

    Bette: [throwing her purse over her shoulder then placing both her hands on her hip] Come here Screech.

    Samuel: [takes a small step closer]

    Bette: Closer.

    Samuel: [the tone in her voice made him feel uncomfortable] I don’t think I want to.

    Bette: I promise, I won’t bite.

    Samuel: You’ve been teething from the moment I met you.

    Bette: [raising her voice] NOW!

    Samuel: [takes a deep gulp before doing what he was told]

    Bette: Now, that you’re close enough I want you to hear something.

    Samuel: [voice trembled as he spoke] What is that sound?

    Bette: So, you heard it?

    Samuel: Yes, but what is it?

    Bette: [cutting him off] You snapping my last nerve now get out of my way.

    Samuel: Sorry, I wasn’t trying to hold you up I just thought you like to see who the couple making out was, they’ve finally been forced to stop by airport security.

    Bette: [quickly turning her head in that direction subconsciously her mouth fell opened from shock]

    Samuel: [smirks at her expression]

    Bette: I’ll be damned!

    Comments

    1. Hi Skunk:

      Very nice chapter, poor Bette, opening her mouth before using her brain, not a good thing to do.
      Tasha has many possibilities, but she wants to make things work with Alice.
      Wow, Dana was caught with her hands in the cookie jar; she and Alice are at a crossroad let’s see where they’ll go.
      Thanks so much for this nice and funny chapter, I’ll read the update.

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