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What If – 14 (A)
The Husband: Get your hands off me! There’s no crime against making out with my wife!
Security Guard: Sir, what you and your wife were displaying was inappropriate in a public setting and should be done only in private.
Security Guard #2: [mumbles under his breath] Or in front of a camera.
Security Guard: [nudges him]
The Wife: What I do with my own husband is none of your business!
The Husband: Hey, [he says pointing to the younger guard] I saw that keep your eyes off my wife’s ass!
Security Guard #2: I swear I wasn’t staring!
The Husband: Come on [he says taking his wife’s hand] we have a flight to catch.
Security Guard: [stares at the man awkwardly there was something strange going on with his mouth]
The Wife: Wait, just wait I lost my teeth! [she says touching her lips]
The Husband: No you didn’t [he says removing her dentures from his mouth then handing them to her]
The Wife: Oh, there they are they must have slipped out when you gave me your pickle tongue! [she says while winking at him]
The Husband: [in a seductive tone] Just wait until I get you on that plane!
Security Guard: Uh, sir there will be no sky sex or any type of sexual act on-board the flight for that matter it is prohibited.
The Husband: All this money I paid for these first class tickets I’m like Nike.
The Wife: [blushing finishes his sentence] You better just do it!
The Husband: Got that right! [he says thrusting his pelvis]
Samuel: [chuckled at his movements]
The Wife: Stop it, see that’s how we got 11 children.
The Husband: I’ve been banging those sugar walls since “41”!
The Wife: And I’ve got the hips to prove it!
Security Guard: Alright…alright you two that’s enough don’t you have a plane to catch?
The Husband: Yeah…yeah, were going—were going. [Placing her hand in his the two of them slowly walk towards their flight but paused when they saw the expression on Bette’s face]
The Wife: Yeah, I know what you’re thinking but here’s a little bit of advice never stop teasing and flirting with each other keep having fun and being naughty no matter how long you’ve been together, it’s the gift that keeps on giving! [she says flashing a smile before they both walked off eventually disappearing around the corner]
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Hi Skunk:
Very nice chapter, poor Bette, opening her mouth before using her brain, not a good thing to do.
Tasha has many possibilities, but she wants to make things work with Alice.
Wow, Dana was caught with her hands in the cookie jar; she and Alice are at a crossroad let’s see where they’ll go.
Thanks so much for this nice and funny chapter, I’ll read the update.
P