Bette: I just threw up in my mouth.

Kit: [laughed out loud]

Bette: Why do I even bother talking to you?

Kit: Cause you know I don’t sugarcoat shit and tell you the things you don’t want to hear.

Bette: Tina and I have been through so much and now with all this mess happening between Alice and Tasha and Dana and Lara I’m just afraid with the distance Tina and I will go through the same thing.

Kit: [in a serious tone] You really want to take this job don’t you?

Bette: [placing her beer on the table] Yeah, I think so.

Kit: [smiling] Then take the job and hook your sister up and send me one those Geisha outfits.

Bette: That’s Japan.

Kit: [in a confused tone] Oh…..then smuggle me back a Panda you know I love me some Po from the Kung Fu Panda movies.

Bette: So PETA can come and shoot up my house I don’t think so!

Kit: [her response caused her to laugh hysterically] Okay….okay, all jokes aside when the time is right have a heart to heart with your wife and tell her the truth and who knows you two can make up and play a friendly game of fur traders.

Bette: [spit out her beer laughing] Play what?

Kit: Fur traders.

Bette: [sarcastically] Okay, for your information Tina and I don’t play games like that.

Kit: The devil is a lie! How easily you forget you two used to stay with me for a few months while your house was getting remodeled.

Bette: Oh, yeah I regret nothing love was in the air and we took full advantage of it.

Kit: Lust….you mean lust was in the air.

Bette: Well, that too.

Kit: Just promise once you get settled all I need is an invite and I’ll be there.

Bette: You got it and thanks for the talk.

Kit: You feel better?

Bette: Yeah, a little thanks.

Kit: [walking back towards the grill] Anytime.

Bette: Okay, enough about me so tell me about you having to pick Jenny up from jail?

Kit: Oh, yeah so I’m at the Planet being productive running a business watching Maury because I had to know if Mike was the father of Sarahs three sets of twins and———-.