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What If – Chapter 10 (A)
Chuck: Uh, I don’t know maybe it’s because I hear some woman in the background cursing and screaming.
Tasha: That’s why I’m running late some woman is honking and carrying on trying to get me out of my parking space faster so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.
The Woman: MOVE IT LADY!!!!!!!!!!! [honking her horn] I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME I SAID MOVE IT!
Chuck: Understood, carry on.
Tasha: Thanks. [she says before ending the call]
Reclining her seat she kicks her feet up on the dashboard picks up the Autozone ad paper and begins reading it. Hearing the woman continuing to yell and knowing she was pissing her off put a smile on her face reaching for her cup of coffee takes a sip.
Tasha: [smiling giving herself a petty pat on the back] And they say I’m not a people person!
Bette & Tinas House…..
Kit: [waiting on the charcoal to cool] Okay, stop stalling and spill it.
Bette: [opening a beer then taking a seat in the patio chair next to her] Okay, remember when Jenny had us at that abandoned possum farm?
Kit: How can I forget I had to bathe in bleach, fabuloso, and Black Flag for days.
Bette: Yeah, well that same day Tina found this letter from——-.
Kit: [swiftly slaps her in the back of the head]
Bette: Owwwwwwww, what was that for!?
Kit: Why is it so hard for you to keep your clit in your pants huh!?
Bette: [rubbing the back of her head] I didn’t cheat and does it look like I have the word piñata written across my forehead!?
Kit: [carefully placing the skewers on the grill] Oh, sorry my bad what can I say I have quick reflexes…..continue.
Bette: WTH? Kit, you honestly thought I cheated on Tina?
Kit: Hey America elected Trump…..I trust no one.
Bette: [pausing to think about it] Yeah, I see your point but like I was saying ever since the success of the gala I’ve been receiving offers to head art programs and other departments.
Kit: [seasoning the skewers] OMG, that’s great news!
Bette: I mean Kit these are some really prestigious offers and every one I get I rip up and throw in the trash…….[pausing before continuing to speak] all but one.
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Jesus! There are so many, many funny lines in this story I can’t count them all!
I’d pull a few out, but on their own they’re funny, but in the rapid flow of the conversations you’ve crafted they’re zingers.
Blackbird
Thanks for reading!
That was again a very good chapter.
The dialoge and funny lines are fantastic!
Any chance you wil post part two soon?
I hope to have the second part of this chapter posted tonight or tomorrow.
Oh my God, why don’t you send Jenny for a trip to Hawaii, and release her without parachutes from the plane, on the crater of the active Kilauea volcano, she is getting on my nerve.
Well, Alice has to re-evaluate her deeds and feelings and make a decision, Dana also has to talk to Lara, if they are going to keep hanging out, they should come clean with their partners.
I think Tina and Bette have a lot to talk about Bette going to China.
Very nice chapter by the way. Thanks
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LOL…..thanks for reading!