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What If – Chapter 10 (A)
Kit: [flipping the skewers over to season the other side] The letter Tina found where is it from?
Bette: [taking a swig of her beer] The China Art Palace.
Kit: [a surprised look appeared on her face] OH SHIT!!!!!!
Bette: [excited] Wait, you know about the China Art Palace!?
Kit: No.
Bette: Then why did you react as if you did?
Kit: There’s this Chinese Buffet at the Long Beach Towne Center with the same name I love their food so much I eat it in my dreams so when I heard you say their name I got all tingling inside!
Bette: [laughing] You should be ashamed of yourself.
Kit: I should be let’s be clear I’m not…… but I should be.
Bette: Anyways, Tina found the letter and now she’s practically pushing me out of the door to take it.
Kit: And you don’t want to?
Bette: No.
Kit: Why?
Bette: Because I’m not interested.
Kit: You’re lying.
Bette: [in a shocked tone] What!?
Kit: You’re lying.
Bette: I am not.
Kit: [handing her a paper towel] Here?
Bette: [taking it from her] What is this for?
Kit: It’s to wipe the bullshit spilling from your mouth.
Bette: [gives her the finger] First of all I don’t have shit coming out of my mouth and secondly you sound like Tina right now whose side are you on anyways?
Kit: My side.
Bette: Your supposed to be on mine you’re my sister.
Kit: [turning over the skewers] Hand me the Italian Dressing?
Bette: [hands it to her]
Kit: [pouring it over the skewers for flavor] Bette you know I love you like a pig loves not being bacon but Tina is right if you don’t take this job you’re going to regret it.
Bette: Kit, but I won’t!
Kit: Yes you will.
Bette: No I won’t!
Kit: Yessssssssssssss…….you will!
Bette: No I—-.
Kit: [cutting her off] Look, one thing you can’t do is bullshit a bullshitter [she says walking away from the grill then taking a seat next to her] The fact that you kept the letter and did not toss it in the trash like the others is proof you’re very much interested in the job Tina knows it and now so do I. If you take it yeah okay it will suck not to see you every day but hey that’s what flights are for besides Chinese men love all my egg rolls.
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Jesus! There are so many, many funny lines in this story I can’t count them all!
I’d pull a few out, but on their own they’re funny, but in the rapid flow of the conversations you’ve crafted they’re zingers.
Blackbird
Thanks for reading!
That was again a very good chapter.
The dialoge and funny lines are fantastic!
Any chance you wil post part two soon?
I hope to have the second part of this chapter posted tonight or tomorrow.
Oh my God, why don’t you send Jenny for a trip to Hawaii, and release her without parachutes from the plane, on the crater of the active Kilauea volcano, she is getting on my nerve.
Well, Alice has to re-evaluate her deeds and feelings and make a decision, Dana also has to talk to Lara, if they are going to keep hanging out, they should come clean with their partners.
I think Tina and Bette have a lot to talk about Bette going to China.
Very nice chapter by the way. Thanks
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LOL…..thanks for reading!