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What If – Chapter 10 (A)
I Love you. Three words Tasha repeatedly expressed to her but she couldn’t bring herself to say in return. Knowing another woman hoped to make a play for her how smoothly and effortlessly the words flowed from her tongue. She hadn’t felt this bad since the time she snuck out of the house stealing her mothers car since she didn’t have any friends she just drove to McDonalds and went back home.
Alice: [thinking of the past memory she mumbles to herself] How pathetic I was back then like I had no friends!? [much to her surprise the ringing of her cell phone jolted her from her pitiful childhood hoping it was Tasha.] Hello Tasha!? [her excitement quickly disappeared when she heard the voice on the other end.] Oh, hey Shane.
Shane: [sarcastically] Oh, please don’t hide your excitement on my accord.
Alice: Sorry, I was hoping it was Tasha.
Shane: Well, at least you two are talking again sounds like.
Alice: [not ready to fill her in on the latest remained silent]
Shane: Al?
Alice: [drifted off into her thoughts]
Shane: Alice!? I know you’re still there I can hear you breathing!
Alice: Oh, hey [she says snapping out of her trance] yeah I’m here.
Shane: You okay?
Alice: Yup, just fine what are you up too today?
Shane: On my way to Bette and Tinas.
Alice: Okay, tell them I said hi.
Shane: You should be on your way too.
Alice: Why?
Shane: Uh, did you forget today is the cookout?
Alice: [slapping her forehead] Shit!
Shane: Alice!!!!!
Alice: [popping another suicide cheeto into her mouth and begins to smack loudly]
Shane: What are you eating?
Alice: Flaming Hot Cheetos topped with jalapenos covered in hot sauce.
Shane: Ewwwww, just hearing that is causing my ass crack to sweat! What the hell Alice you’re swallowing death that crap isn’t healthy!?
Alice: Neither is the air but we breathe it.
Shane: [sighing in frustration] Look, I’m not too far from your house get dressed I’ll scoop you up and we’ll go to Bette and Tinas together.
Alice: Uh, yeah about that——-.
Shane: [rising her voice] Oh, no you’re going!
Alice: I didn’t say I wasn’t it’s just it’s going to take a while for me to get ready.
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Jesus! There are so many, many funny lines in this story I can’t count them all!
I’d pull a few out, but on their own they’re funny, but in the rapid flow of the conversations you’ve crafted they’re zingers.
Blackbird
Thanks for reading!
That was again a very good chapter.
The dialoge and funny lines are fantastic!
Any chance you wil post part two soon?
I hope to have the second part of this chapter posted tonight or tomorrow.
Oh my God, why don’t you send Jenny for a trip to Hawaii, and release her without parachutes from the plane, on the crater of the active Kilauea volcano, she is getting on my nerve.
Well, Alice has to re-evaluate her deeds and feelings and make a decision, Dana also has to talk to Lara, if they are going to keep hanging out, they should come clean with their partners.
I think Tina and Bette have a lot to talk about Bette going to China.
Very nice chapter by the way. Thanks
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LOL…..thanks for reading!