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What If – Chapter 10 (A)
Shane: Just jump in the shower, polish that pointy forehead of yours, and throw on one your loud ass outfits that give us all vertigo and let’s go!
Alice: [taking offense to her comment] My pointy forehead isn’t shiny!
Shane: It’s so shiny it can help guide ships through fog.
Alice: [her response caused her to laugh out loud] This coming from someone who dresses like she’s been through a paper shredder.
Shane: [ignoring her] Start getting dressed!
Alice: I have to wash and condition my hair.
Shane: Were to going to a cookout with friends not a video shoot for the Red Hot Chilli Peppers are you trying to look cute for Dana?
Alice: Whatever.
Shane: I don’t hear you moving!
Alice: I know…it’s just going to take a minute I have a melted snicker bar in my hair.
Shane: WTH? You know what never mind I don’t want to know——-no, yes I do what the hell!!?
Alice: I sleep with my mouth opened.
Shane: Gross.
Alice: Hey!
Shane: Look, start getting ready I’ll be there in 15 minutes if you don’t answer the door I’ll know you’re in the shower and I’ll use my key.
Alice: Alright—–oh wait I forgot I told Bette and Tina I would bring drinks so we have to stop by the store.
Shane: Yeah, okay fine just start getting ready.
Alice: Okay, see ya in a few.
Shane: Yup. [she says before hanging up the phone]
Alice: [Scanning through her phone once more she hoped to receive at least a text from Tasha but there was nothing. Forcing herself out of bed she puts on Alanis Morissette Jagged Little Pill cd and hopes into the shower.]
Bette & Tinas House…..
Helena: [enjoying her taste testing duties] OMG, these spring rolls taste fantastic!
Tina: Really, you like them?
Helena: What is the secret ingredient?
Tina: Wine.
Helena: Ah, yes I should have known I cook with wine sometimes too I even add it to the food.
Tina: [laughs out loud] Enough, about wine spill it why aren’t you speaking to Shane?
Helena: Why aren’t you speaking to your wife?
Tina: Fair enough, I’ll answer your question if you answer mine?
Helena: [sticking out her pinky] Pinky swear?
Tina: [hooking her pinky with hers] Pinky swear.
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Jesus! There are so many, many funny lines in this story I can’t count them all!
I’d pull a few out, but on their own they’re funny, but in the rapid flow of the conversations you’ve crafted they’re zingers.
Blackbird
Thanks for reading!
That was again a very good chapter.
The dialoge and funny lines are fantastic!
Any chance you wil post part two soon?
I hope to have the second part of this chapter posted tonight or tomorrow.
Oh my God, why don’t you send Jenny for a trip to Hawaii, and release her without parachutes from the plane, on the crater of the active Kilauea volcano, she is getting on my nerve.
Well, Alice has to re-evaluate her deeds and feelings and make a decision, Dana also has to talk to Lara, if they are going to keep hanging out, they should come clean with their partners.
I think Tina and Bette have a lot to talk about Bette going to China.
Very nice chapter by the way. Thanks
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LOL…..thanks for reading!