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    What If – Chapter 10 (A)

    Story written on April 22, 2017 by SkunkPU80.
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    Helena: Okay, where do I start so for months now Shane has been bugging me to hook up with one of her friends. Tina: One of Shanes friends? Helena: Yes. Tina: [refilling her glass] This already sounds like a disaster. Helena: After weeks of brushing her off finally, I caved and agreed to go on

    Helena: Okay, where do I start so for months now Shane has been bugging me to hook up with one of her friends.

    Tina: One of Shanes friends?

    Helena: Yes.

    Tina: [refilling her glass] This already sounds like a disaster.

    Helena: After weeks of brushing her off finally, I caved and agreed to go on a date with her.

    Tina: Okay, wait so before the date you never met this woman or talked with her?

    Helena: I didn’t feel the need to I mean Shane assured me I wouldn’t be disappointed.

    Tina: [in an awkward tone] Okay.

    Helena: So, Shane sets the date I get dressed and she texts me the address where to meet. I’m driving got the top down wind blowing through my mane channeling my inner Marilyn Monroe. I feel good, smell good, and most importantly I’ve got my two girls exposed to the world [she says cupping both her breast.]

    Tina: [smiling shakes her head at the gesture]

    Helena: Suddenly Siri says, “Enema you have——“

    Tina: [cutting her off] I’m sorry what?

    Helena: Enema you have——“

    Tina: [burst out laughing]

    Helena: Yeah, I know she butchers my name every time.

    Tina: [still laughing] No, she crapped on it…..enema?

    Helena: What? What are you talking about?

    Tina: You know how women use douches?

    Helena: Yeah and?

    Tina: Enema is like a douche……. but for your ass.

    Helena: [the confused look on her face caused Tina to laugh even harder]

    Tina: Hahahahahahahahahahahhaha!

    Helena: What!? No!?

    Tina: Yes!!!!!!!!

    Helena: And here I thought she had a speech impediment…….that bitch!

    Tina: [no longer able to contain herself she clinches over laughing uncontrollably holding her stomach]

    Helena: Hey, you’re laughing just a little too hard!

    Tina: Sorry….I can’t—I can’t help it enema!

    Helena: Well, anyway like I was saying suddenly Siri says, “Enema Helena you’ve reached your destination on the right.” I look to the right staring up at the Monastery of the Angels.

    Tina: Monastery?

    Helena: [nods her head]

    Tina: Say it isn’t so!?

    Helena: As soon as I realized where I was immediately I raised the top on my BMW just when I was about to floor it I hear someone call out my name.

    Tina: [intensely listens on wiping the tears of laughter from her eyes]

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    1. Jesus! There are so many, many funny lines in this story I can’t count them all!

      I’d pull a few out, but on their own they’re funny, but in the rapid flow of the conversations you’ve crafted they’re zingers.

      Blackbird

    3. Oh my God, why don’t you send Jenny for a trip to Hawaii, and release her without parachutes from the plane, on the crater of the active Kilauea volcano, she is getting on my nerve.
      Well, Alice has to re-evaluate her deeds and feelings and make a decision, Dana also has to talk to Lara, if they are going to keep hanging out, they should come clean with their partners.
      I think Tina and Bette have a lot to talk about Bette going to China.
      Very nice chapter by the way. Thanks

      P

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