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    What If – Chapter 10 (A)

    Helena: Sorry…..unfortunately Kit is busy at the moment can I take a message?

    Brooke: No, but you can send a bat signal! Jenny has been locked up for the past—–.

    Helena: [cutting her off] Wait, locked up!?

    Brooke: Jenny was arrested four days ago and she has no intention of leaving and I need someone to come down here to the precinct to bail her out not now but right now!

    Helena: She’s driving you crazy isn’t she?

    Brooke: You have no idea!

    Helena: Don’t you have a restraining order against her?

    Brooke: Yes! Wait….how do you know about that!?

    Helena: You say restraining order she says marriage license.

    Brooke: [letting out a frustrated sigh] Helena please for the sake of my mental health I really need to speak with Kit!? Or hey can you come down here and get her?

    Helena: [scrunching her nose at the thought] Not a problem hold on a sec let me go find Kit!

    Brooke: Thank you!

    Helena: [places the phone down]

    Brooke: [waiting anxiously]

    Another Police Officer: Hey, Austin I just completed my rounds and inmate in cell twenty six is requesting to speak ——–.”

    Brooke: [flops her head down on the desk hoping to give herself a concussion]

    Helena: Hello?

    Brooke: Helena?

    Kit: No, this is Kit.

    Brooke: OMG, Kit!

    Kit: What the hell is going on!?………

    Bette & Tinas House…..

    Bette: [yelling from the back patio] T, can you grab a couple more Cokes from the fridge!?

    Tina: [emerging from inside roughly shoves the pack of soda in her hand without saying a word then turns around and heads back into the house]

    Bette: [after placing the sodas in the cooler she walked inside to find her in the kitchen]

    Tina: [ignoring her continues making deviled eggs]

    Bette: [stares at her]

    Tina: [grabbing her glass of wine takes a sip then puts it down]

    Bette: [in a frustrated tone] Tina?

    Tina: [turning her back walks towards the sink]

    Bette: [sighing] Since you plan on ignoring me until I’m eligible to collect social security can I sample a deviled egg?

    Tina: [remains silent]

    Bette: [she knew her answer would be no but since her back was turned she went for it and tried to sneak one away from the tray]

    Comments

    1. Jesus! There are so many, many funny lines in this story I can’t count them all!

      I’d pull a few out, but on their own they’re funny, but in the rapid flow of the conversations you’ve crafted they’re zingers.

      Blackbird

    2. Oh my God, why don’t you send Jenny for a trip to Hawaii, and release her without parachutes from the plane, on the crater of the active Kilauea volcano, she is getting on my nerve.
      Well, Alice has to re-evaluate her deeds and feelings and make a decision, Dana also has to talk to Lara, if they are going to keep hanging out, they should come clean with their partners.
      I think Tina and Bette have a lot to talk about Bette going to China.
      Very nice chapter by the way. Thanks

      P

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