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What If – Chapter 10 (A)
Helena: Sorry…..unfortunately Kit is busy at the moment can I take a message?
Brooke: No, but you can send a bat signal! Jenny has been locked up for the past—–.
Helena: [cutting her off] Wait, locked up!?
Brooke: Jenny was arrested four days ago and she has no intention of leaving and I need someone to come down here to the precinct to bail her out not now but right now!
Helena: She’s driving you crazy isn’t she?
Brooke: You have no idea!
Helena: Don’t you have a restraining order against her?
Brooke: Yes! Wait….how do you know about that!?
Helena: You say restraining order she says marriage license.
Brooke: [letting out a frustrated sigh] Helena please for the sake of my mental health I really need to speak with Kit!? Or hey can you come down here and get her?
Helena: [scrunching her nose at the thought] Not a problem hold on a sec let me go find Kit!
Brooke: Thank you!
Helena: [places the phone down]
Brooke: [waiting anxiously]
Another Police Officer: Hey, Austin I just completed my rounds and inmate in cell twenty six is requesting to speak ——–.”
Brooke: [flops her head down on the desk hoping to give herself a concussion]
Helena: Hello?
Brooke: Helena?
Kit: No, this is Kit.
Brooke: OMG, Kit!
Kit: What the hell is going on!?………
Bette & Tinas House…..
Bette: [yelling from the back patio] T, can you grab a couple more Cokes from the fridge!?
Tina: [emerging from inside roughly shoves the pack of soda in her hand without saying a word then turns around and heads back into the house]
Bette: [after placing the sodas in the cooler she walked inside to find her in the kitchen]
Tina: [ignoring her continues making deviled eggs]
Bette: [stares at her]
Tina: [grabbing her glass of wine takes a sip then puts it down]
Bette: [in a frustrated tone] Tina?
Tina: [turning her back walks towards the sink]
Bette: [sighing] Since you plan on ignoring me until I’m eligible to collect social security can I sample a deviled egg?
Tina: [remains silent]
Bette: [she knew her answer would be no but since her back was turned she went for it and tried to sneak one away from the tray]
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Jesus! There are so many, many funny lines in this story I can’t count them all!
I’d pull a few out, but on their own they’re funny, but in the rapid flow of the conversations you’ve crafted they’re zingers.
Blackbird
Thanks for reading!
That was again a very good chapter.
The dialoge and funny lines are fantastic!
Any chance you wil post part two soon?
I hope to have the second part of this chapter posted tonight or tomorrow.
Oh my God, why don’t you send Jenny for a trip to Hawaii, and release her without parachutes from the plane, on the crater of the active Kilauea volcano, she is getting on my nerve.
Well, Alice has to re-evaluate her deeds and feelings and make a decision, Dana also has to talk to Lara, if they are going to keep hanging out, they should come clean with their partners.
I think Tina and Bette have a lot to talk about Bette going to China.
Very nice chapter by the way. Thanks
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LOL…..thanks for reading!