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    What If – Chapter 10 (A)

    Story written on April 22, 2017 by SkunkPU80.
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    Story Shortlink: https://lesfan.com/?p=94418
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    Helena: There standing outside the gate near the main entrance was this beautiful woman dressed in a nun habit. Tina: [placing sausage links in a pan] Monastery? A woman in a nun habit? Let me find out you secretly auditioned for Sister Act 3? You sure it wasn’t Whoopi? [she says sarcastically] Helena: Hahaha……real funny

    Helena: There standing outside the gate near the main entrance was this beautiful woman dressed in a nun habit.

    Tina: [placing sausage links in a pan] Monastery? A woman in a nun habit? Let me find out you secretly auditioned for Sister Act 3? You sure it wasn’t Whoopi? [she says sarcastically]

    Helena: Hahaha……real funny so now that she’s called my name I thought it was rude just to speed off so reluctantly I put my car in park, get out, and walk towards her. Now, the closer I walk towards her I don’t know what it was but I could see in her eyes she could see my aurora……she wanted me.

    Tina: Oh please!

    Helena: Come on Tina I mean look at me don’t you want to just slop me up with a biscuit?

    Tina: [smiling] I plead the fifth.

    Helena: Plead all you want, so eventually I stop in front of her and bloody hell it’s been ages since I stepped foot in a church not knowing what to do I——. [cuts herself off]

    Tina: What did you do?

    Helena: Hey, that’s not the point the point is [raising her voice trying to change the subject] I’M NOT SPEAKING TO SHANE!

    Tina: Oh, no you’re not getting off that easy don’t change the subject what did you do!?

    Helena: First, can I have some more Vodka?

    Tina: [glaring at her] Fine…….[she says refilling her glass] now spill it!

    Helena: [taking a sip] Is it just me or is Vodka just another name for awesome water?

    Tina: Huh, you’re right I never looked at it that way.

    Helena: [goes silent]

    Tina: [noticing] Helena!

    Helena: Do you know if anyone has invented Vodka flavored lip gloss?

    Tina: HELENA!!!!!

    Helena: [mumbles]

    Tina: What?

    Helena: [mumbles again]

    Tina: [holding her hand to her ear] Sorry, I can’t hear you?

    Helena: I took a knee and bowed before her!

    Tina: Like you would bow before the Queen of England?

    Helena: Exactly, like one would bow before Elton John!

    Tina: [looking at her awkwardly]

    Helena: Make a long story short she talked about the bible, and I the thesaurus, and one thing led to another.

    Tina: So you got laid?

    Helena: [dryly] I have to be at mass early Sunday morning.

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    1. Jesus! There are so many, many funny lines in this story I can’t count them all!

      I’d pull a few out, but on their own they’re funny, but in the rapid flow of the conversations you’ve crafted they’re zingers.

      Blackbird

    3. Oh my God, why don’t you send Jenny for a trip to Hawaii, and release her without parachutes from the plane, on the crater of the active Kilauea volcano, she is getting on my nerve.
      Well, Alice has to re-evaluate her deeds and feelings and make a decision, Dana also has to talk to Lara, if they are going to keep hanging out, they should come clean with their partners.
      I think Tina and Bette have a lot to talk about Bette going to China.
      Very nice chapter by the way. Thanks

      P

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