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    What If – Chapter 13

    Story written on October 31, 2017 by SkunkPU80.
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    Story Shortlink: https://lesfan.com/?p=94737
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    Shane: Look, Beetlejuice calm down can you just—-. Customer Service Lady: [insulted] That isn’t my name! Shane: Sorry, ma’am can you just give her a number please! Customer Service Lady: [snatching a number from the machine then handing it to her] Yeah, I already know why she’s here she looks like the type….. “super-speeder.” Shane:

    Shane: Look, Beetlejuice calm down can you just—-.

    Customer Service Lady: [insulted] That isn’t my name!

    Shane: Sorry, ma’am can you just give her a number please!

    Customer Service Lady: [snatching a number from the machine then handing it to her] Yeah, I already know why she’s here she looks like the type….. “super-speeder.”

    Shane: [handing Bette the number] Just take it and wait for me over there [she says pointing to two empty seats]

    Bette: [snatching it from her in an angered tone] Fine, just keep that antique away from me!

    Shane: Thank you, I really——.

    Customer Service Lady: [sitting back down in her seat] What do you want string bean?

    Shane: [slightly smiling] You know, I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that but since you asked I need a number too.

    Customer Service Lady: Why, you don’t look like a speeder?

    Shane: What does a speeder look like?

    Customer Service Lady: I’ve been sitting in this chair long before you ever reached your mothers fallopian tubes or in your case possibly her throat.

    Shane: [offended] Are you implying my mother su—–.

    Customer Service Lady: [ignoring her] Trust me I know what a super speeder looks like and you bean pole are not one of them. So, I’m going to ask you one more time why are you here? Expired license? Vehicle registration? Tag renewal? Or other? [she says while winking her eye]

    Shane: [looking around leans in as close as she could then whispers]

    Customer Service Lady: [leaning back stares at her] Uh, huh just as I suspected.

    Shane: Wait, huh?

    Customer Service Lady: [turning away her attention reaches for the intercom]

    Shane: [nervously] Wha—what are you doing!?

    Customer Service Lady: Attention in the DMV!

    Shane: Attention! No, attention! What are you—-!? .

    Customer Service Lady: Attention in the DMV! Melissa window #9 we have a code Massengill, I repeat we have a code Massengill!

    Melissa: [responds through the speaker] Massengill 10-4, please assign number IE 29, they will be seen momentarily.

    Shane: IE? What does IE stand for?

    Customer Service Lady: Thank you, Melissa number 29 for “Indecent Exposure” has been assigned. [she says before handing her the number with a smile]

    Shane: [turning beat red from embarrassment] So, much for being discrete.

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    2. Hey SKUNKPU80,

      This chapter was worth the long waiting.

      It was very funny, had to laugh about Bette and Shane.

      I hope you will not break up my favourite couple B&T, they need to talk and then a long sweaty make up session ????

      I hope you have a safe and great Halloween.

      Sincerly bibi28

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